MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Louisa - FFS - take no notice of the Walking Wanker.

MARCUS IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE"S TALKING ABOUT!

Send Peter home! Keep lovely smiley Sayan.

Shame Jack is going, he has such a 16th century face. A scheming and sulky lute player perhaps.

Oooh - yes squoosh - alas, we willed another minstrel.

Such is life.

Ah poor Sayan. He should have stayed.

Say-AN

SAY-AN

SAY-AN

Noooooooooooooooooooooo that's wrong wrong wrong

A bit of a surprise there

Nooooo! Dammit.

Oh four, it's your big bear man!

I'll slap you around the face, Sitwell.

I'd give you some (playful) slaps around the face my big bear of a hunk of a man Jay

Oh FUCKITY Squoosh - I had stopped the telly while I took the call - and now I am heartbroken because Sayam has gone.

Robbed he was

Tomorrow good people. A Greg(g)less day. Huzzah!

They're really not thinking of their audience enough to get rid of our lovely privateer. I don't think there are any other handsome chaps left in.

Yes, Thursdays are the best.

I know, poor Sayan. I think they were punishing him for not cooking a curry. Pah.

Oh well. I'll catch up with you all again tomorrow.

I am going to get More Drink and comfort myself in my grief. Hairy Mole should have gone. Another Witchfinder General would be easier to get than another dashing privateer.

Adieu.

Sayan was robbed.

He was Footle.

Just because he didn't put curry in his stuff.

I didn't hear them asking the Scottish contenders for a fried mars bar, to the Irish for pig's feet in Guinness, or the Liverpudlians for a plate of scouse.

And with his beard he was very dashing and handsome unlike Hairy Mole so I could have mild ocean-main fantasies about him.

I missed Tuesday and Wednesday - thanks for providing commentary!

You're welcome Sooty

Are we all sitting comfortably?

The paucity of beards is a bit upsetting.