Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Definitely chloe.

I still can only picture Chloe as a redhead. No Chloes I know are redheads...

How funny middle, me too. Maybe they showed us a picture of her once or did some sort of subliminal messaging.

Like a red squirrel with a big, bushy ponytail.

So when does it start up again in January?

Oh never mind, I've googled. Sorry!

It's the 8th January, if anyone doesn't already know...

Will they call her Chloe or Cloz?

I'm so booooored. I need webisodes.

We can see Christmas in the penthouse when David and Jimmy get each other a pot of ronseal.

Dear Santa
For Christmas I think you know what I need
It isn't a necklace or a book to read
It isn't a teddy or a plant to seed
I just want a heavy leather dog lead

I'll use it to strap him to my bed
I promise to make sure I keep him fed
In definitely gonna give him some head
ache tablets for the chaffing
I'll make him wish it was me he wed

Oh Santa please, don't let my hope fall
I want to pin him against the wall
I'll give back all my present haul
If for Christmas I get my grumpy old Paul

Love Flo
Let our love grow
Seeds of love to sow
I never will let go

(MCP slowly backs out the room)

MCP I wouldn't wanna be in a room with Pauli and Flo either

Warning! Contains some mini spoilers. One thing that’s exciting that can be shared to those who don’t want to read it, there’s an hour long special in February!

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/feature/g25012/neighbours-spoilers-2018-storylines/?

SleepingStandingUp

I love it! You're bonkers for conkers

I think we should write our own webisodes for Christmas. They'll have to have Mark proposing, Tyler's clothes falling off and a tornado that sweeps half of the characters up and deposits them in the well. And a powercut so Parper can't vlog it because her vlog gets on my wires.

How about a power cut and Mark thinks he's proposing to Page but its actually Sheila. He talks about how he's always loved her blah blah blah and Sheila pounces on him saying yes. At that point Page comes in, sees it, Gables knocks Maark out and they leave.

Sheila is still all aflutter on the sofa clutching her ring so Mark thinks ah eat the heck and jumps on with her

I bet Sheila's got a cupboard full of blue boxes.

I think you two should be on the late night specials writing committee. Not sure you are daytime friendly 😂

They should have night time episodes but I don't want them to be about Shergar or Paige. I want to explore the darker side of Sheila and the Kennedys.

Sheila needs a dirty toyboy, Clive is a bit vanilla for her.

NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe

Are your husband's initials KK by any chance?

Are you on a hubby share with Susan? ??

😂 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and Sheila

Has Sheila blown a seal?