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Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/11/2017 21:33

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

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overnightangel · 20/02/2018 12:30

Something about Jack just really get on my tits, can’t quite put my finger on it

SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 12:56

That be thought it was ok to just carry on with Steph whilst trying to get with Paige.

Paige looked sorry, like she'd keep her distance and marry Mark and try to make it work. Mark was content to keep having sex with Steph, let her say she loves him but keep writing away at Paige. He is so much worse than Paige in this

tobee · 20/02/2018 13:22

It did cross my mind that when Mark was proposing he looked sweet because Scot had actually just been pissing himself laughing at the amount of times he's had to propose as Mark.

MorningsEleven · 20/02/2018 13:31

at least you know where you are with Mark
Looking through his laminated copy of the Elizabeth Duke catalogue on your first date.

Tents were erected already

So was Jack. There's something about being in the bush that makes him want to spread his seed.

Lovewineandchocs · 20/02/2018 13:32

Paige looked sorry, like she'd keep her distance and marry Mark and try to make it work. Mark was content to keep having sex with Steph, let her say she loves him but keep writing away at Paige. He is so much worse than Paige in this

Oh definitely. And it has irrationally given me the rage that Steph taught Jack everything about how to be good in bed-he was even a crap kisser!-and now Paige gets the benefit of it, or did for one night anyway. Jack is the villain of the piece here, with his smug, self-entitled attitude-just like Brad was when he cheated with Lauren. He seems almost schizophrenic, or maybe sociopathic, in respect of his change of attitude towards Steph. He chased her to have a fling, she was happy to keep it that way, then he insisted they had something stronger between them and wanted commitment. Now he’s been in love with Paige all along? I don’t buy it, he’s not that good an actor Grin

Lovewineandchocs · 20/02/2018 13:36

What happened with mark and Steph
How long have you got?! Grin Basically, they were going through surrogacy with Sonya as an egg donor due to Steph having no viable eggs left. Mark started lying to Steph and breaking dates with her to spend time with Sonya, Steph felt sidelined, and Josie Lamb’s Mum (Victoria, who was their surrogacy counsellor) started coming onto her. Steph kissed her in the motel, realised she couldn’t keep seeing Mark, told him about the kiss immediately and dumped him. That was Valentine’s Day last year-the month of February has not been kind to either Mark or Steph in recent years! Grin

Lovewineandchocs · 20/02/2018 13:40

Interestingly Home&Away got huge backlash from having a gay storyline and largely avoid it. There is a new story coming with a gay man. Neighbours is very liberal and has covered lots of stories, long term characters. I wonder why H&A struggle so much more

Did H & A have a recent gay storyline? I remember them being trailblazers in the 90s with the Shannon/Mandy stuff, they seemed more liberal than Neighbours then, but Neighbours has come leaps and bounds ahead of them, especially with David’s proposal to Aaron Grin

Lovewineandchocs · 20/02/2018 13:46

By this point Paige & Jack will be together but Paige will realise she was in love with Mark all along, until they get serious enough for him to go hunting through his ring drawer again

Damn, I was rather hoping there’d be a plot twist whereby Mark would propose to Elly and the wedding would actually happen! Paige would be in the middle of declaring her love for Mark during the speeches, when Jack would keel over due to Steph having swapped his mango sorbet for pineapple sorbet in revenge. Paige would keep a bedside vigil for Jack, but sadly he’d die this time and she’d bugger off to Queensland declaring she’d never love another man. 6 months later we’ll hear that she’s engaged to Daniel Grin Mark would discover that Steph murdered Jack but would cover for her by wiping down every stray pineapple tin in Erinsborough Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 14:44

It was a while ago, I was reading an article and he said there was huge backlash which made it harder to do more but they're doing another soon. There were rumours Brody would be gay but looks like they wussed out.

AGnu · 20/02/2018 15:11

Hands up who thinks Paige is going to be pregnant...

Lovewineandchocs · 20/02/2018 15:36

Surely she’d be using protection if she was with Mark, though? Or maybe Jack keeps condoms in his bedside locker. But yeah, maybe she leaves, wanting to forget all about Jack and Mark except for co-parenting purposes, then comes back to tell them both she’s pregnant and a “Who’s the Daddy” storyline will arise Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 20/02/2018 16:24

in the 90s with the Shannon/Mandy stuff there’s this strange thing though in the bigoted society where they find men kissing more offensive and women kissing is seen as edgy/sexy which H&A likes to be more of compared to Neighbours which is more family and village esk in a way. Sausage competitions and all.

happytobemrsg · 20/02/2018 16:41

YES! Paige has GOT to be pregnant!! She will end up with Jack then find out its Mark's... perfect.

There's something a bit creepy about Jack. He's a good looking guy until he smiles. Then he looks like a serial killer

MorningsEleven · 20/02/2018 17:00

Very creepy.

Shagged Paige when she jumped out of the hot air balloon then got horny when he saw Steph sleeping. He's a fucking psycopath.

happytobemrsg · 20/02/2018 17:07

@MorningsEleven I had forgotten about him watching Steph sleep! Yuck

SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 17:17

Yeah I have to say if I was Paige I'd have stuck with Mark

HereHoldMyDrink · 20/02/2018 17:40

So pretty heavy stuff then, they way he said "sorry I forgot about what happened with us" as if it was a little thing! Twat.

MorningsEleven · 20/02/2018 17:50

I've a theory that Jack did necrophilia on Hamish when he was face down in the hot tub...

woodhill · 20/02/2018 18:02

Could Izzy's top get any lower.

Smidge001 · 20/02/2018 18:11

Can't stand Jack!!! How can Aaron say he's a moral character?! He lies and cheats and manipulates all the time!! And he's so up his own arse about how superior he is. Creepy smug fucker. Angry

Clawdy · 20/02/2018 18:19

Paige and Jack are really well suited.

HereHoldMyDrink · 20/02/2018 18:38

I think half the clothes that they wear are ridiculous for casual clothes.. why are they not being called hussys!

SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 19:01

Well Izzy is isn't she?

Elly always looks like she's going on the town.

IhaveChillyToes · 20/02/2018 20:27

Is it just me, but, is there something about what Holly looks like?

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