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Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/11/2017 21:33

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

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Floellabumbags · 08/12/2017 16:29

Decapitating the dead body won’t help the autopsy

It's a lesser crime than burning shoes on the barbie (in my head)

BlackandWhitepostcards · 08/12/2017 17:55

Yes checked my spam folder.
I'm wondering if they had an influx of mumsnet subscribers after your post anne and it's just too many for him to get through Grin.

woodhill · 08/12/2017 18:24

Stuffs super short dress isn't doing her any favours

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/12/2017 18:40

Or maybe Dr KK loves me and as Middle says he only sends love birthday messages to me?

It is no good though, I won't be lured away from the lovely Paul.

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Floellabumbags · 08/12/2017 19:59

Two things, lady: I've had a message from KK; and Paul is mine. I'm going to let you keep KK and your dirty blue box fantasies but don't get any ideas about Pauly unless you want a trip to The Well with Jimmy, Dobbin and Yashvi.

SleepingStandingUp · 08/12/2017 20:33

My love is going to jail

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/12/2017 20:35

Listen Flo you little strumpet, what Paul and I have is deep love. You are just a passing fling. If anyone is heading for the well it is you. Remember to pack some hay for your mate Dobbin.

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SleepingStandingUp · 08/12/2017 20:38

Maybe one of you can have Leo instead mwahahahahha

Floellabumbags · 08/12/2017 21:07

That's it! We're going shoulder pad to shoulder pad in Lassiters new water feature. I'm bringing a bag full of Mark's engagement rings to pelt you with.

SleepingStandingUp Gary's going to be coming down your chimney on Christmas Eve for that!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 08/12/2017 21:38

Ha! You will take so long to get there dragging the sacks of rings behind you that I'll be up in the penthouse making sweet love to darling Pauly by the time you arrive all sweaty with aching arms.

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Floellabumbags · 08/12/2017 22:06

I'll be glowing and ripped and Paul will push you off the balcony!

BeanoNoir · 08/12/2017 22:24

Hello, just interrupting because I really want a KK birthday message. How do you get one, please?

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 09/12/2017 00:03

You'll be engaged to Mark by the time you get to Lassiter's. He grabs every woman who passes the police station. Me and Paul will buy you an engagement present - a picture of me and Paul looking loved-up.

Beano - go to Alan Fletcher's website and sign up!

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Floellabumbags · 09/12/2017 00:45

I don't think so!

Who the fuck would kidnap the jolly green giant?

MiddleClassProblem · 09/12/2017 01:36

Don’t worry SleepingStandingUp, Mark’s impressive detective skills that foiled BaDee after she had completed her plan, I’m sure he’ll be out in no time.

I can see him being very popular in prison though...

SleepingStandingUp · 09/12/2017 01:41

They'll be too busy rescuing GabeZilla and they'll forget him. Maybe he could identify as a women and get moved to a women's prison

MiddleClassProblem · 09/12/2017 01:52

Time to commit that crime in Melbourne ladies.

Maybe that’s what happened to Gabe? Someone heard the Tyler news and wanted to get done. Gabe was perfect as they would get caught in no time attempting to lug him about.

MiddleClassProblem · 09/12/2017 01:53

(They really should have taken the buggy too, they could have flogged it on eBay so long as the suspension was still intact)

SleepingStandingUp · 09/12/2017 10:28

Who do we reckon it is? We nothing else to do for 2 weeks but guess and watch Flo and Anne fight over some old guy with 1 leg.

Karl did disappear early.... Maybe he has stolen it to experiment on.

Floellabumbags · 09/12/2017 10:40

some old guy with 1 leg

😂😂😂

Who's going to cure Kirsha if KK is in England visiting a daughter that he happily ignores for years at a time?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 09/12/2017 11:02

Ok, so I’m behind and have only watched up until Wednesday (but from your posts it appears that I was right about Gabe having led far to safe a life thus far - looks like DiMato did get his forklift licence in prison after all!). I have one question about Wednesday’s ep - why did ‘Az’ make such a big deal about giving Baby David a key to his house? No one ever locks the door. Not even after someone got murdered next door! I am perplexed.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 09/12/2017 11:03

Far too safe a life. Aargh!

MiddleClassProblem · 09/12/2017 11:48

I think it was Louise and she also broke chucked the toy boat one the floor which Mark never mentioned. Clearly it was Tyler as he seemed in quite a calm state.

MiddleClassProblem · 09/12/2017 11:50

I think the key is needed because there is a random day that comes when a baby if left in a house or someone collapses in a house but that door is suddenly locked for no reason.

SleepingStandingUp · 09/12/2017 12:14

I think Mark thought Tyler broke boat and stormed out but I think it was Chloe. In a few months they'll start to smefewthe prawns she's sown into the curtains. But Tyler and Mark will be in jail, Aaron would have moved in with David and will begin turning his charm on Paul