Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Wow Gabe is walking! Wonder child. He's 8.5 months

They'll take turns Sleeping. He'll get together with Steph until she fancies Fake Dee, they'll argue & split up, Ellie will console him but he'll eventually realise he just doesn't love her unlike every other woman he's ever been in a room with. By this point Paige & Jack will be together but Paige will realise she was in love with Mark all along, until they get serious enough for him to go hunting through his ring drawer again. Then she & Jack will accidentally fall over causing all their clothes to fall off... rinse & repeat.

Crikey! I’ve not managed to see much Neighbours recently (unlike Toady’s Law practice, you actually have to work at my place - clearly I’m doing it wrong!) but I was helpless with laughter when Mark not only proposed again, but then hurled his rejected Ratners Special into the lake for Mermaid Dee to put in her giant handbag. No idea about this party you’re all talking about, nor the hour long special, but at least you know where you are with Mark.

I wonder if Gabe will drive out to the bush to pick up his feckless parents?

Don't throw the ring in the lake, Mark! You can recycle that.

Hopefullt, maybe he can piggyback mum. If Jack gets with Mark after her pleading of love he really has no self respect

How are Paige & Jack supposed to get home? Presumably they each arrived with their partners, both of whom have exited stage left with a mode of transport, & seemingly without their belongings. Are they expecting Paige & Jack to pack everyone's baggage & carry it back to Erinsborough on foot as some sort of symbolic penance for their sins?

I actually thought that was an ok episode. Mark actually looked really sweet (as opposed to boring) when he proposed to Paige. And Jack was reasonably convincing when he told Paige his feelings (when normally is a big turn off).

Best of all the outdoors actually looked quite nice for about the first time in Erinsborough. Usually it looks all thorn filled bushes and the manky, mozzie looking Lassisters lake (the great beauty spot) with muddy looking grass that looks like it's just stopped torrentially raining on.

Vote tobee to work for the tourist board.

AGnu I bet Steph just brought a spare thong that she keeps in her bike seat

Yeah Mark looked quite hot...

AGnu I was also wondering how far away from Erinsborough they were?

Would you really care??

I didn't know there was a Neighbours thread! I've found my people!

I was surprised Steph found out so early on in the trip. I was expecting at least another day of awkwardness

Or at least proper sex noises haha

Ooooh just seen someone who is coming into it but dont know how to post links that dont contain the spoiler in the clicky

If Jack gets with Mark after her pleading of love he really has no self respect

Jack getting with Mark would certainly be a turn-up for the books!

I was surprised Steph found out so early on in the trip. I was expecting at least another day of awkwardness

So was I. I’m glad she did though, ever since Neighbours came back on after the Christmas break (well, since Steph came back) I’ve been screaming at the TV for her to dump Jack since it was obvious he had feelings for Paige. So I feel sorry for Steph (and Mark, but it’s a bit harder to take him seriously with his serial engagements) but am relieved that train wreck is over.

How are Paige & Jack supposed to get home? Presumably they each arrived with their partners, both of whom have exited stage left with a mode of transport, & seemingly without their belongings. Are they expecting Paige & Jack to pack everyone's baggage & carry it back to Erinsborough on foot as some sort of symbolic penance for their sins?
I don’t really care how they get home, but no doubt they’ll phone someone to come and collect them. Maybe Gabe

I'm not a fan of Jack or Mark. They are both so wet. Paige certainly has a type. Steph can do loads better

Pmsl

Well he might benefit from trying something new lol

Interestingly Home&Away got huge backlash from having a gay storyline and largely avoid it. There is a new story coming with a gay man. Neighbours is very liberal and has covered lots of stories, long term characters. I wonder why H&A struggle so much more

I just find Hack crazy with the morals. He basically condoned their cheating. And why could Mark provide her with a family? He has his strict bio family view.

Jack not hack 🤦🏽‍♀️

I remember when neighbours got backlash for both the Kapoor family and I think Nate too. You forget how racist parts of Australia can be.

I actually felt sorry for Steph. Clearly he was only e er keeping himself busy with a little older lady loving but he really pursued her and she wasn't sure.
Paige basically broke up Mark and Elly to get with him then slept with Jack. When you have a kid together it gets confusing - so basically we might keep doing this forever

What happened with mark and Steph and what happened on Paige and marks wedding day? I've seen a pic of them dressed up so assume it didn't go ahead.

How did Steph manage to get a tent on the bike anyway?!

Tents were erected already, its glamping.

Didn't Steph cheat with a woman?

Think Mark got Paige arrested?

He arrested her for working with Tomato