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Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/11/2017 21:33

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

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SleepingStandingUp · 12/12/2017 19:36

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 12/12/2017 23:49

Namaste that reindeer’s bondage cotton wool gimp suit get up is very Susan Kennedy at Christmas fashion forward. I’m not sure Human Sheila could quite ...er...pull it off.

I wish I could do photos. I’ve managed to find some ladybird wrapping paper to do the pass the parcel at my kids’ birthday party this weekend. I’m hoping that the laugh it’ll give me will make up for the hell of having to throw the damn party!

MiddleClassProblem · 13/12/2017 11:17

😂

MrsSteveMcDonald · 13/12/2017 18:47

I've just rushed over here from facebook as one of my friends has just posted her video message from KK that she got for her birthday today. He clearly hates you BlackandWhitepostcards

AnneEyhtMeyer · 13/12/2017 20:17

Namaste Sheila has rabies.

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NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe · 13/12/2017 22:16

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Floellabumbags · 13/12/2017 23:08

The filthy minds round here.....

You only post on this thread so you can get all hot reading disturbing fanfic about Gary!

Actually you'd fit right in with the Cannings. You've got disturbing garden ornaments (admittedly not spa murderers but it looks like Sheila the reindeer has got an evening job down the red light district), you know their family motto, and Gary excites you.

I think Therese is at the top off your "down the well" list.

MiddleClassProblem · 14/12/2017 00:24

Tbf, Terese was awful when she was with Brad. She only became a decent human after Paul getting close to her. Maybe that’s what he does, he absorbs people’s shit behaviour to fuel his plots.

NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe · 14/12/2017 07:37

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Floellabumbags · 14/12/2017 09:42

Maybe that’s what he does, he absorbs people’s shit behaviour to fuel his plots

He can suck the evil out of me!

Namaste we need you. Remember when there were loads of bogans on Neighbours? Now they're all boringly middle class and bland. Just like the real Neighbours needs a bogan, this thread needs one too. You could be Gary's ugg boot and tracksuit new wife with a mouth like a docker and a heart of gold.

MiddleClassProblem · 14/12/2017 14:16

Well get you a scrub chow for Christmas

MiddleClassProblem · 14/12/2017 14:16

*we’ll

Clawdy · 16/12/2017 23:02

Bye bye Neighbours, see ya after Xmas. And I will have forgotten all the storylines..........

Mogtheanxiouscat · 17/12/2017 08:14

I've finally caught up. I'm thinking it was BaDee because her hair was straight and she was maybe looking for Willow. Dee would've had her mermaid hair and be clutching the bag.

I think the giant baby snatcher is the same person that killed Hamish and they were/are looking for money.

That was an impressive massive bouquet to hide the baby bump 😂

MiddleClassProblem · 17/12/2017 11:03

Yes, bench man was probably her latest target. But with the trailer showing Toadie and Sonya being taken out on the boat I can only hope it’s mermaid’s revenge!

Floellabumbags · 17/12/2017 13:56

MiddleClassProblem

What's a scrub chow? Is it something you use in the shower after sex with Gary?

MiddleClassProblem · 17/12/2017 23:34

Oh my, didn’t even notice that one. It was meant to be a scrunchie.

And don’t go bribing me into your fantasy. Wouldn’t touch creep-Gary-who-looks-like-a-riddler-puppet with a barge pole. Stop thinking about me in the shower!

NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe · 18/12/2017 09:50

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NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe · 18/12/2017 09:51

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Floellabumbags · 18/12/2017 10:17

Stop thinking about me in the shower!

I can't. It's all well and good taking out a restraining order but you can't restrain my brain.

Floellabumbags · 18/12/2017 10:19

I've got National Trust membership

😂😂😂

Does being a member of the Dennis the Menace and Gnasher fan club since 1979 grant me bogan immunity?

NamasteTheFuckAwayFromMe · 18/12/2017 11:04

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SleepingStandingUp · 18/12/2017 11:25

I have no fan clubs. Brogans sound fun. Come the Apocalypse they'll outlive those with National Trust Memberships