Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Mishti is a high flier, first day back in uniform and she's interrogating a murder suspect. She'll be Commissioner by the end of the week.

Bye Courtney.

I reckon that Mark is torn between bed with multiple waterproof sheets/towels and the shower.

The shower allows him to clean everything away ASAP but is a bit too kinky for him

The bed allows things to be vanilla but there is the potential to be lying in bodily fluids for longer than a nanosecond.

Reckon Flo paid off the script writers to get rid of her competition

I'm crowdfunding for the next bribe, it'll involve the well.

Has anyone else noticed that the scriptwriters are obsessed with water? Dee, Harold, Parper, shouty gnome bloke, Paige and creepy Jack ...

Island fever??

And your next crowd funding is sooooo about you and Paul's special little friend

Sleeping - Jimmy?

Sorry to barge in, haven’t watched Neighbours in years but just read the start of this thread out of idle curiosity - there’s a time machine?!?? Wtf?!

Oh yeah. Pauly goes to have a word with himself in the 1980s.

I feel like I’m missing out and should start watching again!

Time machine episodes are webisodes online

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster I didn't want to say Paul's penis in case Flo got overexcite but now you've made it weird lmao

Jimmy?

I'd chop that little fucker up for firewood.

Ha! You know he’d turn into lots of little yapping Jimmy splinters and haunt you by bleating “G-Dad” every time you tried to get jiggy with Pauly.

It would be like a horror movie - even the well wouldn’t get rid of him...

You are sick. But we all knew that when you dressed as Therese to do a Single White Female and woke Gary up by nibbling on his sausage.

Ha ha. I’m going to France for work tomorrow. My hotel is near to the station on Place de la Gare. Was texting info to DH and autocorrect informed him I’d be staying at Place de la Gary. If they serve sausage for breakfast I’m gonna be 🤢

Don't lie, you'll be 🐞👅

Don't lie, you'll be 🐞👅

That looks a lot ruder than I had anticipated!

And not much better in duplicate

I heard Paul is off to Paris for some fun...

Why has no one realised the senior lady officer is Louise?

I’m fairly sure Jimmy is just a prop left over from Round the Twist

SleepingStandingUp grrrr

Why has no one realised the senior lady officer is Louise?

Too busy barbecuing shoes and disinfecting gnomes.

You love me really .Flo

Is she really? Perhaps like me they are too bored to watch anything other than Tyler properly

You love me really

More than chocolate cake and wells!