Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

I think we need to write our own script whilst theyre on break!!

How can they call the gnome the murder weapon when they don’t know the cause of death?

Why was Mark allowed to bugger off when he’s a prime suspect in a murder case?

Why is he saying “Az” again?

So the wellness centre is basically a spa now?

Why is he saying “Az” again?

That's the biggest mystery of all.

Was that Az kissing Dobbin on the teaser for the next episode, or have I fallen down a well?

WTF was that about? Az has got some seriously fucked up stuff going on.

I know this Neighbours and they do things differently there and Susan's a bit like that anyway, but god she was so nosey looking at that fertility leaflet and quizzing Sonia about it?! Wtf?! I'm mean, who does that, as they say?!

Plus, giant Gabezilla is really scaring me now!

I think Gabi's acting was great - he pretended he couldn't walk!

I'm mean, who does that, as they say?! Susan

I liked the virginity stuff with Xanthe

Oh yeah, also, I'm confused. I thought Xanthe had had sex with Angus? Or did they not?

I think it was piper who had sex with Angus. In Hermione.

I think it was piper who had sex with Angus. In Hermione

Yes she did, there were fireworks as I recall. Of the literal, not the metaphorical variety. Xanthe was going to sleep with Angus after her 16th birthday party but Sheila stopped her-can’t remember how Sheila found out, maybe she overheard them or Nosey Susan told her or something.

Was that Az kissing Dobbin on the teaser for the next episode, or have I fallen down a well?
Apologies if this is a spoiler but it’s only Elly’s sex-deprived daydream due to her 100 day celibacy pact with Amy.

100 day celibacy pact - when was the last time Amy was with anyone before Therese's brother or Elly before Mark? Its only 3 bloody months

Exactly sleeping they’ve managed before now. It’s been one day and Elly’s already imagining kissing her gay best friend I guess it’s meant to show that when you’re told you can’t have something it makes you want it even more.

Or she's actually having a ton of casual sex that's only on a webisode haha

Why does it look so cold there? Shouldn’t it be summer?

Didn’t Xanthe and Ben nearly sleep together in the Gold Coast but Susan was on to it and caught them at the hotel or something?

The trailer with Leo saying to Amy the Nick poisoned Paul... why would you press upon that now when you said that a zillion times before and she didn’t listen? At least he’s not her brother.

Why does it look so cold there? Shouldn’t it be summer?
They filmed the current episodes back in August, which would have been their winter coming into spring.

Jeez, I figured it was no earlier than September. They are well advanced.

Sometimes they film stuff 6 months in advance, but mostly 3. Lots of stuff is filmed out of sequence too, they once filmed scenes for 30 different episodes in the course of one day I’d hate to have been filming the pool scene the other day brrrr

So how long until Kirsha is miraculously cured or has a cochlea implant with no waiting that works immediately (performed by Karl)?

It was 9 months from first assessment appointment and surgery for my CI followed by switch on 3 weeks later so in Neighbours time that would be 2 episodes for assessment, surgery and then switch on?

Tbh Xanthe will probably fit it next week

Neighbours years are a higher number than dog years. Must be at least 13 judging by Gabe.

How have i only just discovered pipe up?!

I wondered why they were all wearing cardigans.

Friday's episode with all of the Prisoner Cell Block H references was superb! I loved the steam press, the clanging of the van door, the denim-blue clothes, it was brilliant! So great to see the amazing Bea back with Doreen!