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Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/11/2017 21:33

Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

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SleepingStandingUp · 24/11/2017 16:41

Seriously though

Can you imagine Gary's orgasm face?? Pmsl. Reckon Therese would be a screamer though

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 24/11/2017 17:17

Floella Therese you’ll need a bloody big bucket.

Floellabumbags · 24/11/2017 21:03

Can you imagine Gary's orgasm face?

I'm trying desperately not to.

Therese is most definitely a screamer.
Mark I reckon is two shoves and a dribble then a bleach bath.
Jack I think ejaculates prematurely and prays for forgiveness afterwards.
Susan is proper wild.
Amy does it in separate rooms.
Sonya fakes it.

SleepingStandingUp · 24/11/2017 21:55

I reckon Toadie would be a tree though. O reckon Amy is DIRTY!!
I assumed Jack had a huge penis as Steph is still around

MiddleClassProblem · 24/11/2017 23:54

Jack cleared cries after sex caught between guilt and overly emotionally invested.

Mark probably puts a plastic sheet on the bed with a towel or two on top before doing the deed.

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 02:36

A tree? With leafy bits?

MiddleClassProblem · 25/11/2017 10:40

Sappy

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 10:44

I'm with you. I reckon he'd be very grateful.

Woodentop David would give you splinters.

MiddleClassProblem · 25/11/2017 11:47

tobee did you buy a telly yesterday just in case yours gets destroyed if Dee is the cliffhanger?

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 12:00

Has anyone been watching the Neighbourshood web things with Stingray? I think my favourite so far is when he put on a wedding dtess, blindfolded Therese and got her to choose between Gary and Paul's sausage.

SleepingStandingUp · 25/11/2017 12:29

He? Link!

I meant Toadie would be a TRIER.

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 12:42

Oh yes indeed. He'd be all about pleasing his luvva and it'd get really boring and you'd end up faking it.

Shane would be a good shag. My Shane crush is getting a bit out of control.

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 12:57
MiddleClassProblem · 25/11/2017 13:14

Agree Shane and Tyler although Tyler I would probably feel a bit selfconcious as he would be out of my league so prob wouldn’t enjoy it as much in the end 😂

MiddleClassProblem · 25/11/2017 13:15

I can only think that Sonya likes it al fresco

Floellabumbags · 25/11/2017 14:02

Sonya has a sevenries bush.

I think Tyler would be very vanilla in that good looking men don't have to try hard way.

Have you noticed that when Mark gets stressed his nostrils go massive? He's like one of those hoovers shaped like a pig that you use for getting crumbs off the table.

SleepingStandingUp · 25/11/2017 15:25

I reckon Tyler just needs an older woman to teach him

FlexTimeCheekyFucker · 25/11/2017 17:01

Steph should be single soon and I don't think she's had him yet.

SleepingStandingUp · 25/11/2017 17:40

Just eatchee the Mrs Robinson webisodes.

Am I the only ones actually hoping for Pautney?

SleepingStandingUp · 26/11/2017 20:51

What's woth the Christmas trees??????

We trying to get far enough ahead to do a break over Xmas and carry on from where we left off in the new year?

walkingtheplank · 26/11/2017 23:00

Does anyone know when the last of this series is being aired?

SleepingStandingUp · 26/11/2017 23:24

Friday 8th December

tobee · 27/11/2017 13:06

No, me too, Sleeping.

tobee · 27/11/2017 13:07

As in Paultney

Floellabumbags · 27/11/2017 16:29

I would just like remind everyone that Paul is mine. Courtney can bugger off.

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