Neighbours Thread - I vote to keep Mayor Stingray & Rebecchinis - No Spoilers please

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Can we not keep going in the alternate universe? I want Susan and Phil to be reality. But why wasn't Dee still alive?

Looking forward to next week though - I hope Therese doesn't go back with Gary.

Omg the bottom of the well has turned into a sink hole! And half the cast have fallen in!

Wait is that tour bus? Aaron’s dance troupe are in town.

Has any anybody seen Paul? His leg is down the well.

Meanwhile, Flo lights candles in the penthouse. Paul is handcuffed to the bed in is bathrobe (why the fuck were Susan and Paige meeting them in their bathrobes?).

His leg is down the well

I must persuade Mark to barbecue it before the cops (Mishti) find any prints.

You know those things (technical term) that you put on your feet that skoosh water out of the bottom and make you fly all around? I want mermaid Dee to emerge from the well on those before it sucks in a good two thirds of Ramsay Street. Starting with Yashvi.

Did Paul and thingy actually get married or is it a ruse?

I don't think they did.

I was perusing Instagram this morning and saw that Tyler and Courtney are a couple in real life. Courtney is an odd character, as aside from the fake marriage to Pauly and evil editor dad she doesn't quite fit in with the other characters.

Courtney is still listed on the end credits. Not yet assimilated into the photo montages at the beginning. If she has married Pauly and becomes a permanent fixture, presumably Steph will have to move over. Steph’s a difficult one to place become she doesn’t have a family and has a different love every other day.

If they have Dee return as the Christmas Cliffhanger I will throw something at my tv.

I could forgo half the cast as long as they throw Jack down that damn well with extra force. Gah!! His bloody holier than thou thing still lingers, despite producing the baby hulk to a girl traumatised from a near death experience while supposedly preaching all things catholic.

....Though the preachiness has reminded me that Amy might just have to join him after all. Maybe she can follow him down in a misguided attempt to rescue him to become holier than jack-holier-than-thou, only for her naked cleaning mop to knock the sides and cause the ground to collapse on top of them.

Oh and WHAT are the writers doing putting Gary and Terese back together again?!!! Jeez.

If i were Shiela and Xanthe I'd have Gary play the scrapy scrapy game because he looks like the stork dropped him on his face then stamped on him a few times for good measure. They surely can't be related.

Flo you really don’t want to go scrapy-scraping inside Gary’s mouth 🐞🤢

Or maybe you do 🤮

You are every shade of wrong 🐨

I still like Gary. I like Gary and Therese.

Anyway, that was a boring episode today. That audition stuff was awful. What was the point? It wasn’t funny in any way. Toadie was totally out of character.

If think Paige should ltb re Mark covering for Sonia.

How is it possible that Jack could be any more annoying? But he manages it each day. He had no chemistry with Steph. And I was wtf? over what he said to Mark.

I still like Gary

Really? What's your favourite insect? I bet your crush has got a sex move for that 🐍🐛🐜🐝🐙

Octopus.

He's going to do the Rampant Squid on you. I know octopuses and squids aren't insects, I got carried away with the little symbols.

Or perhaps the tentacle tease...

Holy shit! That's depraved. No one ever needs to be reminded of Gary's tentacles🍑🚽

For anyone those affected by the thought of Gary's tentacles and the bucket in case the brain bleach doesn't work

There's more toing and froing between Aussie soaps than I thought. Matthew Little who played Paige's brother Ethan, visited Elly's dentist and went off to Summer Bay where he dazzled several seagulls, a dolphin and Alf with his new teeth.

He's just left there so perhaps we can expect to see him again soon in Ramsey Street

Is the bucket to drown ourselves in to seek beautiful oblivion after we've been traumatised by the idea of Gary's sex face and licky ladybird lips?

The bucket is to throw up into if the brain bleach doesn't work

The bucket is to remind us of Gary’s other ‘skills’ in addition to 🐞

Yes ladies he can also mix a cocktail of chemicals in a bucket so that you’ll pass out. He’s quite the catch. No wonder Flo is this thread’s Therese Willis - should she go for Paul and their mental connection, or great Big licky chops Gary because of what he can do with a🐞 and a bucket??? The mind boggles.

I'm drowning Washingfairy in that bucket.

I'll save you Washingfairy, grossing put Flo is funny