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The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

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dillite · 04/10/2017 09:38

Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

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StayAChild · 04/10/2017 09:53

Yay! Ready to cringe and feel sorry for some of them in equal measures.

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 11:06

I'm here, early granted, but it takes time to sort the 🍿🍫🍹...

They've certainly delivered on the cockwomble front...

Ross Fretten: Digital product consultant from Essex

Ross, 29, said: “I’m usually the smartest person in any room and I’ll make sure people know that.”

...and he's far from alone 😂

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Dillite2 · 04/10/2017 11:17

Ross from Essex should become besties with Karthick. Imagine the douchebaggery that that would create?

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 11:55

Fuck.

I was just going to add...' & that Stuart guy, Braggs was it? Field of ponies bloke'. And googled to check the spelling (actually Baggs), only to see he died in 2015. (Asthma).

He was show GOLD, totally fucking annoying, but you also couldn't help but love him & think that in real life he'd be much the same. I'm so very sorry for all of his friends & family 💐 He was only 27 & so full of life, it's a true tragedy, so very sad.

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 14:01

Miaow. I enjoy it a lot more once they're whittled down a lot bit. I find it hard to watch & keep up with the names, the thread, the nicknames...🙃 But I'm looking forward to it all the same.

dillite · 04/10/2017 19:18

I was just reading about some ex-contestant who is blaming the show for making him fat and acting like a giant turd.

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 19:32

Oh? Which one?

Maybe I can blame the show for making me fat? Do you think I'll get a good pay out? I'm not a previous contestant, but I'm forced to eat a lot of popcorn & drink a lot of alcohol to get me through it 🤣

MyBrilliantDisguise · 04/10/2017 19:37

Yes, Stuart Baggs, RIP.

SB: "I am a brand."

Claude: "You are not a brand."

SB: "I am. I am a brand."

Claude: You are not a brand."

SB: (sullen) I could be.

Muddlingalongalone · 04/10/2017 19:40

Yay - can't wait.
Usually end up shouting at the TV for the first few week. Haven't read anything about any of them yet. Hoping they don't split men & women and watch the women look incapable of working together like they normally do.

KangaMummy · 04/10/2017 19:45

Have you guys watched the thingy on iplayer showing them

GrinGrinGrinGrin

MyBrilliantDisguise · 04/10/2017 20:04

But those women ARE incapable of working together!

dillite · 04/10/2017 20:50

It was this guy, Daniel Lassman. Just look at him and that punch worthy face. I think I will be blaming the Apprentice for being fat as well.

The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!
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Muddlingalongalone · 04/10/2017 20:52

I know THEY are incapable but I feel like it's such a shit reflection of women in business and to an extent women in general.
This is prime time TV - loads of people watching might not know that everyday in normal offices isn't just like that...

dillite · 04/10/2017 20:56

Only 4 more minutes to go! Get your snacks ready!

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 21:01

Nibble nibble

dillite · 04/10/2017 21:01

What's with the 70's porn glasses?

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 21:02

Tell me 'sting in the tail' doesn't sell make up 😖

LineysRun · 04/10/2017 21:03

I'm here.

HateSummer · 04/10/2017 21:03

Those glasses are horrible!!!

dillite · 04/10/2017 21:04

I would hate to be the first one to go in. But then I would get to sit down.

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 21:06

Lol @ the boys faces re Michaela 😂

HateSummer · 04/10/2017 21:06

Tory boy out first!

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 21:06

Chuckle brothers 😂🤣😂

dillite · 04/10/2017 21:07

So ladies, 2 minutes, choose who is going to get fired first.

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