The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

[dillite]

Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

Chicken from Holland? I thought they were going best of British?

OMG

MY EYES

This is one of those things where they make absolute inedible shite but still win because they flog it for fifty quid and nobody can complain because market capitalism.

I was thinking that too

Elizabeth needs to go. This week.

I wouldn't want to mess about with size 10 feet.

Sorry I meant what chippingin said. Thread moving too fast!

Jeez Elizabeth, way to pummel that mince 😂

Google just brings up pictures of chickens when you google natural chicken.

Are they not selling them cooked? Why faffing with packets? Who’s going buy meat in their lunch hour and take it back office?

Aldi value burgers for a fiver? That'll go well.

Checking in, haven't started watching yet, looking forward to it, bet it's crap but we won't stop watching

Thank god the boy team leader is wearing that beard net, wouldn't fancy one of those hairs in my buffalo burger

Don't know how to spell it, Shavaugn?!

"There's no value in selling turkey burgers at lunch"

Er... sure about that, pal?

I truly hope that real restaurants do not buy their produce from some randoms off the street.

I sense a lot of upset tummies in that Canary Wharf crowd.

Siobhan- or is it sinead! Lol

I think it's spelled Siobhan?

Yuk under cooked

Eeww they're beige and raw looking!

Where the hell are they?

PMSL

MISSED the LUNCH trade

Jesus, those burgers...

Ooh! It's SiobHAN. If you don't know it, don't say it!
The woman is incredible! 😂

Oh apprentice I have missed you

Bit too many people though, bring on the culling.