The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

[dillite]

Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

Thanks chipping I can't do names properly til at least halfway through - I think Elizabeth & Siobhan were memorable for the wrong reasons

The boys are like a bunch of old women.

As a veggie for 27 years, I could have made a better burger. And I'd have sold it by 11.30am

Enrique. Oooohhhh yesss. I do miss Dara though 😕

Pm to go

How is Gok Wan wriggling out of this? Lousy labelling...

Oh I hope Dara's back. That Welsh guy Rhodric someone was dreadful

Olive from On the Buses

Sadly, no Dara, it's Rhod Gilbert again, but he was ok too I like him.

Youre. I'm veggie too & likewise I could have done that.

they are all twats
i know its edited for the drama but cmon surely they know the format by now

Oh no bialy we cross posted.

I like Rhod too. I have a weird hate-crush on him.

That PM guy is incredibly unattractive

Charles to go

What is with the awful eyewear not a decent pair of specs amongst them

PM doesn't deserve to go. Glasses bloke does. Gok Wan should be in there. 'Fucking annoying' is a good enough reason.

Oh enrique damn!

Does anyone else just watch for a good natter about the ridiculousness of the contestants? Or do some people actually take it seriously?

Is Siobhan trans?

Pm guy is so annoying

dillite. I have to confess toma weird crush on Dara. Not my usual type at all.

He looks like Penfold from Dangermouse.

shirley. They all are as far as I'm concerned.

Useless fuckers all around, honestly.

Danny didn't deserve that. Charles deserved to go.