The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

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Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

Come on glut - you can't leave it at that! Which if the muppets did you go to school with & what was she like then!?

Haha

It's Anisa Topan - and she was actually really nice. I remember her being very bubbly, full of energy, usually happy. Can't think of anything bad to say. I wonder how well she'll fair...

And if she wins and becomes a millionaire, I may have to get in touch!

I love to cringe at these. They clearly kept the man with harry potter glasses in for entertainment value, he was terrible

Do you know what always baffles me? Whenever there's a task to create something, the contestants exclaim "luxury!" but when it comes to actually creating these so called luxury products, they go for the most basic and cheap creations possible. It's like they don't actually know what luxury means.

I think it is quite crafty actually. It Doran't matter to the apprentices whether the customers enjoy their burger or not, because they will not be back for repeat trade the next day.

Hopefully, they understand in real business you don't want to piss off the customer with the first bite!

I've only just watched it..

PerkFold (cant call him penfold he was nice) should have gone.

Did they have to be meat burgers? It's a mystery why they don't seem to grasp the value of selling lunch items at lunch time isn't it. Oh yes and figuring out the value of each item and making profit.

I'm quite sad I don't fancy anyone. Maybe they grow on me. But not like focus - not confident

This stupid programme broke every rule in the book last week allowing them to make burgers and sell them in the street. Anyone who knows anything about food hygiene knows you cant do what they did.

Why did BBC allow it there are so many rules you have to follow when selling food to the public.

I hate this programme so bitchy and argumentative and samey, but I only watched because of the task they had to do.

Oh my goodness I've just realized it is Wednesday! YAY!

Think the task is something to do with interior design?

Anyone else watch the honest subtitles? 😂😂

The Apprentice: Honest Subtitles, Series 13: 1. Burgers: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05fwf9d via @bbciplayer

Tonight's thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3057148-Elephants-Breath-nowhere-to-be-seen-The-Apprentice-week-2

This stupid programme broke every rule in the book last week allowing them to make burgers and sell them in the street. Anyone who knows anything about food hygiene knows you cant do what they did.
But there are always extra people making sure rules are followed - what you see is fake. It's an entertainment show.