The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

[dillite]

Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

who in their right mind buys raw meat products off random people in the street?

I know that glasses woman as 3 million Bolton. Who cares what her name is, she will be gone soon.

Purple - that's exactly what we've just said.

I love Apprentice Night.

I'm naming her Jaws, because she looks like Roy Scheider 😆

the glasses look a lot like they were nicked from the chemistry lab at school.

Elizabeth "I had my hands in that meat"

Perhaps they are setting it up for a 'design a pair of spectacles and sell them to a top designer' task.

They're all such a bunch of wazzocks aren't they

I want to punch Elizabeth in the face

If this had been Bake Off, there would have been some many innuendos about handling meat by now.

£236 profit divided by 9 people isn't exactly national minimum wage.

A loss. That takes some doing when you don't have any overheads.

How on earth do you make a loss selling burgers?!

YES exactly £20 a day week each. Can’t believe boys didn’t make their money back- a lose wow

I like Sarah

Well, you do it by exclaiming that you don't actually need to sell food during lunch hour when people actually want to sell food.

Billy Bunter's going isn't he

Like the woman pm

(Muddling that's Sarsh, I like her too)

dillite that's a good start for sure.

Deep joy, have just remembered You're Fired is on next

Sarah. Not sarsha ...little fat fingers

They spent 6 hours in the kitchen making burgers? Were they slaughtering those turkeys there?

Is Dara back?

at Billy Bunter.

And Elizabeth's hands in the meat

Brilliant thread. I've been watching/criticising with my husband and this thread contains all we've been saying.

Those glasses!

Elizabeth reminds me of Olive from On the Buses.