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The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!

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dillite · 04/10/2017 09:38

Starting this thread early as I am heading out for the day. Be here! We have a new shower of cockwombles to point and laugh at.

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PurplePillowCase · 04/10/2017 21:57

I watch it to remind me not to buy off ad-hoc market stalls surrendered by people with shiney shoes and cameras.

bialystockandbloom · 04/10/2017 21:57

itused what do you mean, I take it very seriously. The next essential product to hit the market is at stake here. Where would we all be without those s-shaped nail files?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/10/2017 21:57

So we have Olive, Gok (Cock?) and Billy Bunter

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dillite · 04/10/2017 21:58

Where is his scarf of shame? What have they done?

Chipping I also have a crush on Dara. But it's a secret crush.

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HateSummer · 04/10/2017 21:58

Blah. They were all shit.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/10/2017 21:58

Or Penfold?

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dillite · 04/10/2017 21:58

Oh my god. I need to be here next week, it will be so bad!

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 21:59

crikey that's really mean & uncalled for.

Dangermouse was much cuter.

bialystockandbloom · 04/10/2017 21:59

Well Charles dodged a bullet there

Crikeyblimey · 04/10/2017 21:59

And Penfold!

The Apprentice week 1, 9pm tonight!
LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 04/10/2017 22:00

Puked rainbow..next week sounds interesting

Muddlingalongalone · 04/10/2017 22:00

Next week looks successful.....
Wondering where the hotel is because it looks familiar
Would happily have seen all 3 plus Elliott go so not a bad result. Danny pissed me off with all the I TOLD you to do xyz

MrsSiba · 04/10/2017 22:00

Wrong decision. Should have got rid of gobshite Charles

Or is Suralan keeping him in for entertainment value?

Crikeyblimey · 04/10/2017 22:01

Sorry dilite - yes Penfold was / is cuter and possibly a better business man!

bialystockandbloom · 04/10/2017 22:02

I had a bit of a crush on Dara too.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/10/2017 22:03

See, my father in law used to say 'If you can piss you can paint' (he was a decorator). Looks like next week will prove him wrong...

myusernameisnotmyusername · 04/10/2017 22:03

Charles is out.

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 22:03

There's a fault & I can't get BBC2

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dillite · 04/10/2017 22:03

Anyone watching this?

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Sidge · 04/10/2017 22:05

Crikey that was painful. They couldn’t organise a shit fight.

Charles was like Mr Magoo.

Elizabeth was like Miranda.

Siobhan looks like she’d bitch-slap anyone that disagrees with her.

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 22:07

Fuck me. TiVo was clearly designed by apprentice candidates. It says on the screen there's a problem withnthevsignal on this channel & to ring this number. Usual farting around because their automated system is shit. Finally gives up & puts you through to a different automated system 'We are closed. We can help you at 8am'.

Well cheers, that's handy.

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 04/10/2017 22:12

TiVo takes longer to get started than I do!

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dillite · 04/10/2017 22:14

My sky box died so I switched to TiVo. I have to say that sky box was so much easier to use and quicker to get going! I miss it already.

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dillite · 04/10/2017 22:19

Did they get those beds in poundland?

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shakeyourcaboose · 04/10/2017 22:22

Anyone watching You're fired'? Siobhan and her comments about how saleswoman should be picked only for their attractiveness to men...😞