EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

Ian has just sold the chip shop to Max's company . What is Max up to ?

Thanks blondes!

Not forgetting the thrilling storyline which is - will Jane and the garden win "Walford in bloom"? Or will someone else wreck it, again

Will Jack shag The nanny?

Yes, he probably will.

Good point

Wrt Steven logging on at the exactt time that Lauren and whatshisname are chatting , it would be far more believable if the camera panned to her computer to find her on AIBU on MN

place marking.

Not watching the show but i'm getting the jist from the comments here.

Marking my place I wish the spoilers thread was as active as you lot are (sorry)

Will Jack shag The nanny?

No, she isn't a Mitchell.

Thanks for new thread.

Laughing at the dog brain and Stephen being a whippet!

Stephen is a nightmare

How many schools have Year 10s going to the Prom? In this area it's year 11 only (and may be another event for sixth form).
Dog brain tumour photo - totally ridiculous.
Jay saying to Michelle that she looked dressed up - wasn't she in her work clothes?

Michelle to Tube Man - 'I had it off with a school pupil I was teaching'. Tube Man - 'No worries. Doesn't everyone?'

Max's evil dilapidated chip shop plan is in full swing at last.

Jay saying to Michelle that she looked dressed up - wasn't she in her work clothes?

Yes! I thought that. :)

What year are the bullies/shaks/bed/Louise/Keegan actually in? They seem to all hang about and be in the same showcase and prom. If I had a prom, it would be with that year not the year below

Max and the chip shop plan, only taken around 7 months.
the face on Jane when stacey said ' thats where max and lauren work'!

Its only year 11 around here that have the Prom nonsense and most of it was all done by the end of June ( have a friend whose daughter went this year)
Why would Madison and Alex be allowed to go when they have been so vile anyway? surely they would be expelled from school, not going to a prom. The school stuff is a bit disjointed really.

Blondes thanks for the new thread

All this with Steven is so ridiculous - I did feel a little sorry for Lauren when he was revealing his 'diagnosis' last night. Surely if he had gone to A&E he would have been absent from the restaurant for a few hours and Ian would have known and, oh I don't know, perhaps asked him how it went?

I am wondering what year the bullies, Bex, Keegan and Louise are all in. Bex has just done her gcses so that would make her year 11 but the others are still in uniform so they must be year 10. What school has a prom in year 10?

Oh and why is Karen's bra strap always half way down her arm? Doesn't she find it uncomfortable?

I thought that Fizz . She needs to read the MN bra fitting threads.

I thought the welcoming committee for Dot was a bit cringey.

Karen probably cant afford a decent bra - (she could go to chelles shop to be measured up i suppose!)
i hate bra shopping and being measured myself. bras are the devil;s own clothes in my book and they all sag after a few washes too.

I zone out too much when I'm watching. I can't remember bits and pieces mentioned above.

I though Abi said the x-ray was from a King Charles spaniel - the ones with the short, squashed faces and domed heads can which result in some of them having brains too big for their skulls (true btw). This is unlikely to be a problem for Steven.
What on earth has Sharon done to her hair/face? Too 'blonde', thick fringe and a complexion the colour of a Parma ham.

I thought that too when Jay complimented Michelle. At most she had brushed her hair and it was a bit fluffier than usual! and maybe a bit lighter? Speaking of clothes, Kathy wears that black and white striped top A LOT.

The comment about giving the scan in the fancy envelope made me laugh out loud. Why isn't Lauren talking to Ian and Jane? They all live together! And it is really bothering me that she used Jack's credit card to book two flights to NZ, didn't go and nobody has even mentioned she now owes them a couple of thousand quid!

squashed faces and domed heads can which result in some of them having brains too big for their skulls

A bit like robbie then?