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EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

976 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/07/2017 22:57

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

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woodhill · 18/07/2017 19:50

So bit surprised Robbie got the job.

SoupDragon · 18/07/2017 19:51

Max is very red.

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 19:52

The rain is real. !
Actual puddles.

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 19:52

Love Max still. Even if he is a snake.
No rain now.

nancy75 · 18/07/2017 19:53

So Carmel wouldn't have thought to google passport renewal?

Stevens fibs are going to be short lived at this rate!

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 19:56

Nancy' internet is hit and miss on the square! Im old and i look up everything online.
Poor lauren though, stuck with steven.

nancy75 · 18/07/2017 19:57

WTF is Max doing, I know he is pissed off but Lauren is his daughter!!

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 20:02

Max is a rouge!
Lauren has nobody on her side.
Maybe dad will give her a job in the chippy? He worked there once himself!

nancy75 · 18/07/2017 20:06

Lauren needs to run off with Clarke Kent

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 20:22

She told clarke its over the other day.
I feel a bit sorry for her really. She has a horrible family.

nancy75 · 18/07/2017 20:25

I feel sorry for her, she did try to tell people that Max was innocent it's not her fault ( and if her dad hadn't been shagging her best friend he wouldn't have been a suspect)

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 20:27

Yes, he is a meanie.

MrsJayy · 18/07/2017 20:31

Hi lost the last thread well probably pressed hide anyway Steven has a non brain tumour and Abby is his evil sidekick this is NOT going to end well for Abbie is it

. The school stuff is just dull isn't it if i wanted to watch kids on telly i would watch cbbc reminds me of when Dd used to watch Tracy bloody Beaker man that kid was annoying

The80sweregreat · 18/07/2017 20:47

Tracey Beaker! Did she ever find a loving home?

FizzyOrange · 18/07/2017 21:54

Mr Lister - 'the market is a dump' Grin

Optimist1 · 18/07/2017 22:19

Oops! meant to post the following on the new thread, but put it on the old one instead ...

Max is a really slick operator, isn't he? I can forgive his murky past, his whispery voice and his dirty dealings when he's able to talk Ian around so subtly and to get to the bottom of Steven's shenanigans. (Although I have no idea why he's not putting Lauren in the picture.)

Theycalledmethewildrose · 19/07/2017 00:27

So Carmel wouldn't have thought to google passport renewal?

Her laptop probably isn't working seeing as she used it as a hat to cover her hair in the rain!

Max isn't looking out for Lauren (or Abi) at all. So he is going to 'destroy' the community of the square by buying up local businesses and helping to 'revamp' it, presumably putting all his family and ex friends out of work and their homes. Except of course he is PAYING them to buy businesses they want to get rid of anyway and the business people own their houses so will probably be financially better off thanks to Max. Apart from the market stall holders who are renting both their pitches and their homes, but those people didn't 'do' anything to Max and probably don't even know who he is. He will put one of the few people who believed in him, Stacey, out of both a home and a job along with Martin's livelihood so I wonder will she be his 'conscience' in the end?

Venella · 19/07/2017 00:30

Pretty sure Steven has no intention of getting together with Abi and is using her and but then again, she is using him too. Unless Steven doesn't know what he's saying, poor chap must be very ill with Spaniel tumor...

The80s fist bump/ high five/ hand shake / knowing nod to "Carmel annoys me for no reason"

Choccywoccyhooha · 19/07/2017 00:36

I miss the man bun.

MrsJayy · 19/07/2017 06:45

the80s Tracy beakers social worker fostered her then adopted her.

The80sweregreat · 19/07/2017 07:11

glad that Tracey had an happy ending then!
agree about Max putting the market stall holders out of business without any compensation. Mr Lister is on Big's payroll too i assume, with his chat about upgrading the market and so on.
Spaniel head has lost the plot really and Abi is just evil - she has always been jealous of lauren with her nice clothes and half decent job.
venella, i know i should like her really ( shes done nothing to me) i hope they show Kim and Dee and co on holiday, that would be funny. bit like Carry on abroad with that crowd. i just hope they remember queen Pearl.

MrsBotox · 19/07/2017 08:07

I think the reason Mad Max has so many fans on here is because he is the only character who seems able to think ahead, formulate a plan (even an evil one) and take steps to put it into action (ie he has a functioning brain). Everyone else is guaranteed to do the wrong thing in any situation.
He has been buried alive in Epping Forest, set up by his family and neighbours and served years in prison for a crime he didn't do. Now it's Revenge of the Living Dead time.

Schtinkay · 19/07/2017 10:18

Hang on (one day behind)

How can they afford two tickets to New Zealand with no pre-planning/saving?

Then Lauren just doesnt use the ticket.

What the actual...?!

The80sweregreat · 19/07/2017 10:35

Max is clearly loaded. A couple of long haul tickets is nothing i assume.

spiderslight · 19/07/2017 11:07

glad that Tracey had an happy ending then!
I thought you were talking about her working in the Albert Grin. Must read thread properly!