EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

I'm shocked that Max has let the money go and not asked for it back - ( can you get a refund on flights? i really do not know - unless she had insurance maybe?)
None of them are rich - Max is only a lakey at that place, unless Big is paying him mega bucks to swan around the square buying up old chippys.
Steven is rarely at work and Lauren's job cant pay that much.
nobody does speak to anyone when its this type of story - its as if they all do their own thing and don't interact at all, despite all living in a fairly cramped space. Louis seems to have disappeared too, maybe he high tailed it to NZ to see daddy and nobody has noticed. even though he is only 18 months or whatever he is now.

The continuity was shocking , one minute Carmel was chatting in the market with bone dry hair , the next minute it was soaking wet and then back to dry again.

i didnt notice Carmel's hair at all , but she annoys me for no reason, so i tend to block her out when she is hanging around with her clipboard. How did she even get that job? grr
Robbie's wife and child are not around - i find that odd that nobody has mentioned them?

I was wondering about Sharon too, the hair/face.

Is Steven double bluffing to Abbi about leaving Lauren I wonder. Oh well, we'll see.

Not looking forward to the Grange Hill gang and the prom sabotage.

Nah I'm not going to watch whatever they are going to do to Louise (BBC trailer) either. I dislike the storyline

Doesn't Robbie have 2 DC now? He turned up a while ago with his son & I'm sure they said he'd left his daughter with her mum. I was under the impression that the son was going to live with him when he went off to Milton Keynes to see Bianca. I'd also like to know what happened to Wellard II. Sonia said to Dot that Robbie had "lost" him a while ago in a way that implied he'd died - he was only a puppy a couple of years ago, why no explanation of his death?!

I'm much more interested in people/animals that aren't in it than those that are! I'd also like to know what's happened to Kat & Alfie. In Redwater it seemed like they both died at the end but Stacey's not said a word about it! Even if they both pulled through you'd think Stacey would've commented at some point on how their recovery was going or where Tommy/the twins are!

Lou is going to prom with Travis who is hear 11 so that's why she's going. Bex is year 11 so that's why she's going.
Some schools limit it solely to year 11's some extend it for dates in other years and some allow dates that don't attend the school.

I hate those girls so much. How they not suspended after the bex incident? Sonia is more worried about Dot more than her daughter.

Think they are suspended because they made a comment along the lines of 'when they go back to school'

I see.
They must be gate crashing the prom then !

finally seen last nights and pmsl @ vet/dog x ray tumour

shazza looked ornage

and michelle looked dressed for work

Guys, we shouldn't really mock the chippy plan. Let us not forget he also has the lease for a crappy old pub. What's next? Snapping up the minute mart? The horror!

Curtains for the mini mart ! Max has his eye on carmel and world domination. Obvs.

Kaff had a new top on..

Shaki is better looking now without the hair bun.

Please can someone kill Knobby Robbie, I just can't watch his annoying ratty weasel face - I was to knock those flaming teeth right across Albert Square

Nancy, big fan eh? Lol.
He is David Brent recycled. Badly.

I have never liked him & he certainly hasn't got better with age

Those leggings on the stall. Awful.
Maxs watch is huge!

No, i only liked Robbie with Wellard. He was a sweet dog.

Its Mr Lister..

Really irritating character. Wasn't it Bianca who was horrible to Mr Lister or was it Stacey?

Bianca i think.
This wheeler dealing is getting like Game of thrones!

Mr L wants 'shabby shit' now on the market!
Hipsters are in.

Robs trousers went out of fashion decades ago.