EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

People like Max, Potato and Jack seem to be able to lay their hands on any amount of money required.

But how is Max loaded!?

Didn't he just have a dodgy garage before he went to prison?

And how does Jack have so many flats?

I need answers!

Carmel annoys me too. 😡

I wonder if Max is planning on replacing all the businesses with chicken shops?

I reckon Max is secretly shacked up with Faith/Faye from the brewery in a shiny flat with lots of glass furniture. When his evil plot is over Christmas she will want to move to the square and connect with his children, however Abi is evil.

Max and Steven do that thing of telling a complete lie, then hugging someone while having an evil expression on his face!

Max is taking revenge on the people in his family who did nothing to help him when he was in prison, Lauren knew Bobby was the killer and said nothing, Jack is an ex detective and did sweet FA. Stacey is the only person who he won't be able to betray take up the shard because Stacey is his weakness.

Stacey, the super mum, might be to the rescue then! she will stop Max's evil plans and make him good again.
i want to know - whats happened to Linda and Elaine?
where does all the money come from?
what does Sharon do now ( apart from have spray tans?)
how can Dee now afford a holiday - i know she works for Kim, but enough for a holiday after months starving herself? who will run Kush's stall? why is Robbie back? why is Sonia such a pain? I think i am going slightly mad now! lol
oh yes, and why was it raining, not raining, then bone dry yesterday?

Sorry if I'm way off here but this is bothering me. The prom. Isn't bex in year 11 therefore going to prom. But I thought the others we all year 10. No prom in year 10 ffs. Please let me know what is going on!!

Skooblies, someone said upthread that Louise is going as Travis's date , so thats how she can go along.
it sounded to me the other night as if Alex and madison , the bully girls, are going to gate crash it i think.
Shaki and Keegan are year 11 as i recall shaki doing his exams when the pictures were doing the rounds of his 'bits' on the phones and carmel.
Bex is year 11.( i;m dreading to see what the those girls have planned for louise actually and i know its just a soap!)

Do we know if any Eastenders actors on the BBC's highest paid list?

There is a list knocking around the internet. i cannot be bothered to read all of it as it makes me feel incredibly poor. i saw a few names that i expected would earn loads, chris evans was top of the pops.
No wonder Graham Norton can have about 5 weeks holiday ( he was talking about it on his radio show the other saturday) thats all i can say!
they are all incredibly well paid, but could earn more on the other channels i suppose.

They are up on the list.

Interesting that quite a few of the top earns on eastenders are dreadful.

DD hasnt been in it that long really - he has done well to earn as much as Adam who has been in it since day one!
Goes to show there is money in showbiz if you get the right parts.
The ones doing films must earn tons more.
( is unhappy that i never did pursue my dream of being an actress when i was 13, lol, to think, i could be here now reading terrible things about myself!)

Must be demoralising for the older cast members to see newer cast members on more than they earn.

Keegan is only 15, so he shouldn't be in bexs year. Bex and shaki are the only ones that are 16

i think that Keegan seems to do what he wants!
I have no idea about Proms, but eldest went to one in 08 and the teachers had a list and made sure that the other years couldnt gate crash etc/ the after parties are probably harder to police though.

I got my GCSE results just before my 16th birthday. Keegan could be Y11 but one of the youngest.

I don't understand why Steve McFadden isn't on the highest paid list? Anyone else think that's odd?

Louise is going with travis who is in Louises year im not up on the English school system is keegan maybe a summer birthday that is why he is in Shakis year? we have proms in scotland for 6th years only so they are 17/18 when they go we don't have 6th form here

Travis is in Bex's year fgs these bloody kids do my head in

Maybe Steve does it for the love. Or the new producer has cut his wages- he is on the club circuit now !

Loving Max and his evil plans. They all fucked him over (except Stace) so they deserve everything they get!

Keegan and Bernadette are both 15?

I got my results at 15 as birthday in July - today actually :) 🎁💐🍸

Think max said to lauren that Stephen was very sick

Sick in the head !!!

Happy birthday Blondes 🎂
Glad I'm not the only one confused about which bloody year all the young'uns are in. I think Keegan, Lou, Alex & Madison are all meant to be year 10, and Bex, Travis & Shaki are year 11. We know Bernadette is 15, so her & Keegan must have a really small age gap!

Thank you

Isn't keegan in yr 11 as friends with shaki

Has Keegan's age been specified? I thought he was just a peer of Shaki and Bex with no actual age given.