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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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Vroomster · 13/05/2017 20:18

Well this ain't going to win.

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:18

Boring.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:18

Still don't understand how this made it past the semi stage.

myoriginal3 · 13/05/2017 20:18

There is something about this performance which suggests she is speaking English?

Fiderer · 13/05/2017 20:18

Shame her luggage & dress got lost & she had to improvise with kitchen roll stolen from the hotel kitchen.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 20:19

Well DS1 is already out...Grin

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:19

Poland were in the stronger group too weren't they?

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 20:19

It's dragging on a bit...

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:19

Freedom- that's what her boobs are looking for.

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:19

How many dresses tonight will be fashion with one sleeve, don't know why this one dosnt wear a white bikini and be done with your

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 20:19

bit boring this one.
Need more fiddle and less singing!

GoldenOrb · 13/05/2017 20:19

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Akire · 13/05/2017 20:19

*it

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:19

Poland is just meh.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 13/05/2017 20:20

Oh I think I like these

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:20

I am now on Poland as I had to put DD and the dog to bed. How is everyone tonight? Excited?

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:20

I have a real issue with Belarus' face.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:20

Will her dress get trapped in the fan?

totoromama · 13/05/2017 20:20

That was forgettable

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:20

The bloke, that is.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:20

Ah yes the decoupage guitar

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ilovesooty · 13/05/2017 20:20

I like this one!

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 20:21

that was a lively start!

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:21

Nearly all the dresses seemed to be leotard types with see- through skirts.

oh it's the folksy Sixpence None the Richer one.

And again, the subtitles are not in English Sad

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