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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:21

Oh, the fans don't seem to be on tonight Hmm

Calyx72 · 13/05/2017 20:21

Harry Stiles Grin

dillite · 13/05/2017 20:21

Oh my cod! They have shabby shat all over the guitar!

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:21

Just fast forward the promo Golden

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PurpleDaisies · 13/05/2017 20:21

Loving the Belarusian on the subtitles.

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:21

This is Danceable after few drinks

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 20:21

These two think they're the Lumineers or some other similar folk-y combo

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:22

Nothing like doilies on your guitar and guitar.

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:22

I like this one as its uplifting and fun...

and white frilly pointless props

Calyx72 · 13/05/2017 20:22

I like this song!

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 20:22

This ain't going to win.

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:22

And face* Jesus, sometimes I English well but sometimes no.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:22

The fans arent moving!! clearly health and safety decided it was not a risk worth taking Sad

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:22

Oh, the fans don't seem to be on tonight

Let's hope for a power outage to the treadmills mid song

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wowfudge · 13/05/2017 20:22

That guitar idea could catch on. One for the Facebook selling pages.

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:23

Cheers!

Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017
Lweji · 13/05/2017 20:23

Placemarking to support the Werewolf. National pride obliges. :)

OhYouBadBadKitten · 13/05/2017 20:23

I've been banned from subtitles, apparently we have to watch it as it is.

Vroomster · 13/05/2017 20:23

Almost yodelling.

ineedaholidaynow · 13/05/2017 20:23

Did I mishear the name of one of the judges? Shock

Dolly80 · 13/05/2017 20:23

Hello everyone. I've let my daughter stay up to watch a bit and she loved Poland, based on her school friends mum being from there....least it wasn't on the quality of the song!

Does the Belarus song have any lyrics or mainly pop yodelling?

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 20:23

Snogging!

PurpleDaisies · 13/05/2017 20:23

Liking this one. I think the chorus will be stuck in my head for a while though.

PestoSwimissimos · 13/05/2017 20:23

Can't stand the Belarus offering

Redcrayons · 13/05/2017 20:23

I like this one, and I don't usually like them when they don't sing in English.