Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

I went to that choir thing one year. It is bloody amazing. Honestly.

Sia is fabulous, I often listen to her when marking. Not at all embarrassing when the Deputy walks in to find me shrieking along to Cheap Thrills

Do we have a new thread

We just played Titanium over the German song. The backing track is indistinguishable

He's wearing a bathroom floor.

I quite like ths one for being a bit more rocky.

Anyone know why Ireland aren't in this year?

A friend uploaded a video of Eurovision in a uni bar... everyone was singing Titanium over that entry!!

At least he's taken the digital clock off (watch the official video).

The young Irish man swallowed helium.

Cheap Thrills is my DD's favourite song. She sings it very loudly, very out of tune all the time. She is hooked to Sia.

Rocker cos we were shite.

New thread

Ireland got knocked out in the semis.

Why can nobody hold a tune? So flat! Even I can tell and I am no musician

Not sure about post- apocalyptic busted. Bit dreary.

Hmmm
Take That trying to play rock.

They are playing instruments, does that mean extra points?

They didn't get through to the final. (Ireland.)

Ireland where utter shite

Only it's the Ukraine, and I'm not sure we want to come back next year.

More bloody Verka for a start.

Ireland didn't get through the semi-final on Thursday.

they were. but got knocked out in the pre runs