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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:14

Monochrome clothing is really big this year.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 13/05/2017 20:14

Gah, my ears!

RedToothBrush · 13/05/2017 20:15

Hes not quite in key is he?

Akire · 13/05/2017 20:15

First song in and great bit croch grabbing Grin

Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 20:15

Was a bit worried about the initial Tarzan cry but it picked up!

CormorantDevouringTime · 13/05/2017 20:15

To quote Monkseal on this from the semi-finals. "don't listen to the vocals, look at the forearms, don't listen to the vocals, look at the forearms". I think Israel was actually worse tonight.

myoriginal3 · 13/05/2017 20:15

Israel was totally out of tune

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 20:15

No.
not a single note was harmed by hitting in this performance.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:16

Oh gawd not more Verka. I'm bored of Verka, I must say.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 20:16

DS is hiding under the cushions on the sofa. I don't think he's impressed with Israel.

Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 20:16

My dog doesn't like this one - barking madly at all the dogs on screen!

ilovesooty · 13/05/2017 20:16

Death slot.

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 20:16

Ooh my first Eurovision because he's away SmileWine

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 20:16

PMSL @ Graham "Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight"!!! He is naughty Grin

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:16

You're not the only one Raahh, I don't get the Verla obsession

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Rhubarb01 · 13/05/2017 20:17

Has she cracked a rib or two? Looks like she's had some first aid.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 13/05/2017 20:17

After a few beers he'll be singing along Noisy

TheMouseInMyPocket · 13/05/2017 20:17

"Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight"Shock

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 20:17

No access to UK coverage so all Graham witticisms are very much appreciated! Thanks x Flowers

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 20:17

Well this ain't gonna win. She looks petrified.

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:17

Israel was better in the semis.

NoisyBrain · 13/05/2017 20:17

Ah, I see where the First Aid Kit Dress reference comes from now

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 20:18

Love Graham he gets snarkier the drinker he gets. I'll be emulating him this evening.

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Raahh · 13/05/2017 20:18

Viiolinist - check
Boobs out- check
see through dress- check
Bond theme song- check

SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 20:18

Poland always does well with the televote though.