Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

True about Macedonia. Poor love

I live for the simultaneous hair whipping and crab walking.

My fav is Moldova. Catchy. DH's is Romania. But Italy or Portugal will probably win

Nearly time! Highlight of my to year!!! I adore Eurovision.

Yes!

getting ready.

okay, it's official. I am now drinking (German pre-Euro coverage is subjecting me to Helene Fischer).

okay, it's official. I am now drinking (German pre-Euro coverage is subjecting me to Helene Fischer).

The drinks are in and (admittedly not European) Chinese food has arrived!

Noooo! Croatia is a massive homophobe! Gutted!

Washing brought in. Blue cocktail at the ready. Bring it on!

I'm in, but not on the proper sauce this year due to a womb invasion. I wonder if I'll find it as funny? Only time will tell

Blue lagoon

Here we go :)

Evening all, may I join the party?

I haven't been on any previous Eurovision threads, so I started reading the running order thinking they were the song titles! It was only when I got to number 3 that the penny dropped

First Aid Kit Dress would be a GREAT song title...

HELLO!

The more the merrier and welcome!

Hello
It's just started 🎉

LOL wet dog smell

Here we go!!!

Graham said the theme is diversity. Except if you're gay!

I'm ready!! 🎤

Thanks for the tips. Right I'm ready.

Had a shower and I'm in my comfy clothes.

Strawberries and cream, Small-ish G&T, and a Bag of Twirls to pep me up later.

We're off.

I miss Conchita Wurst...

I agree First Aid it Dress would be an awesome song title , quite goth.

Norway!! The mask makes me think of Slipknot.

Is Kayne slyly singing for Norway?

Evening all. I too havent been on any of the other threads. I can only stomach one night of eurovision hell.

Bravo i will have a glass of blue lagoon if you have any spare. Just a small one though because i have work tomorrow and one drink usually floors me but eurovision is always better with an alcoholic drink