Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

[SuffolkNWhat]

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

DH has just poured more vodka so I blame him for all future typos

She reminds me of Brigitte Nielsen.

Suffolk

it's driving me nuts.

and I'm not exactly sober.

Music, I could hear in the first two seconds. Blatant rip off.

Dang. We really should've sent Sia this year. The comparison would've been

It must be ripoffvision tonight

Switzerland's Belle is putting final pins in her voodoo doll (she had first refusal on yodelling song but rejected it)
Turin when you get chance, listen to the German entry again then listen to Sia Titanium. Strong similarity in the hook.

The song is shit even though they ripped off Sia. Oh the irony.

Titanium and firework mix

Titanium even !?

Looks very windy up on that stage...

Da Guetta.

That's what you call a perfect rip off

It's so 'flat' sounding - has she got a bad throat?

How do they change the stage sets so quickly?

The start of the German entry sounded like Titanium by Sia

Null points for being a total rip off.

Timur!

What was that wind for? It doesn't move her hair, and it makes her skirt look weird.

Never heard of Titanium or sia!

Going off to Spotify Sia's Titanium...

My favourite part is the voting, have they streamlined it?

Choir of the year? That is getting watched.

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Ooh but Ukrainian t shirt time

Never heard of Titanium or sia