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Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 15:23

Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

  1. Israel: Eye Candy
  2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
  3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
  4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
  5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
  6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
  7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
  8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
  9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

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turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:37

Gin forgive me, I don't quite understand.
Cyprus is out of tune.

wowfudge · 13/05/2017 21:37

God this next one is hilarious

ilovesooty · 13/05/2017 21:37

Yodelling!

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:37

YODELLING!!!!

And cannons but most importantly YODELLING!

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SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:37

I would never have known Peter Andre was Australian. Shock

We never hear about him here.

Draylon · 13/05/2017 21:37

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SuperBeagle · 13/05/2017 21:37

Romania is amazing.

Raahh · 13/05/2017 21:38

Music if Europe won't , does that mean Israel and Australia will? GrinWink

Lotsawobblybits · 13/05/2017 21:38

Grin Chico yes!

BMacklin · 13/05/2017 21:38

Yodel AND rap. Huh.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2017 21:38

Knock knock

ImagineBeingThatPassionate · 13/05/2017 21:38

Hall of fame, yolaho

turinbrakesarefab · 13/05/2017 21:38

Yodelling. OMG absolutely fab!

totorosfluffytummy · 13/05/2017 21:38

Why does this sound familiar?

patheticpanic · 13/05/2017 21:38

Romania channelling their inner Swiss ?

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 13/05/2017 21:38

Why?
Just why?

allegretto · 13/05/2017 21:38

I like a bit of yodelling.

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 21:38

I have run out of cheese suffs Sad Wink
Oh God the kids are now yodelling.

mrsBeverleygoldberg · 13/05/2017 21:38

Someone was off their tits when they wrote this.

GinSwigmore · 13/05/2017 21:39

I have run out of cheese suffs Sad Wink
Oh God the kids are now yodelling.

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SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2017 21:39

Is he saying ukele?

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OublietteBravo · 13/05/2017 21:39

This is so totally Eurovision.

SashaFiercesMum · 13/05/2017 21:39

Double winner. Love it! It's...uhm...unusual!

user1486076969 · 13/05/2017 21:39

Quite liking the fusion of yodel 'n' rap Grin

HateSummer · 13/05/2017 21:39

Omg I like this yodelling song!