Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

This song is BAD

Sounds like Titanium.

Promising start for Germany

Oh ffs. now my 'r' is not playing.

ignore my eyboard, and make up whatever you think my posts whould say.

It's the Titanium rip off.

This sounds familiar too

FML our family yodel along segued into the Lonely Goatherd 😂😂

This tune has been ripped off of another song.

Bulletproof by Sia.

Oh my Germany have nicked the intro from Katy perry firework 😱

She's got a Trump haircut.

She is out of tune.

Was worried about last lass falling over in her skyscraper shoes this bare foot one better for my nerves

All together now 'titanium'

Raahh it's like countdown with your posts!

Yes Bulletproof that's it

It is such a blatant rip off- I don't know how it has got this far.

I was thinking the same sounds too much like titanium maybe that's what they're banking on

She looks like Sandra Kim all grown up

Crap song

Tali Thank you, I was trying to think of the song that this tune is from.

Ok, not loving Germany. Sniff. Her haircut is what the middle German aged lady would call "pfiffig".

YY to this song being a rip off of at least 3 well known pop songs

Afraid it's Nil points from us for German Kerry Katona.

Yup even the 8 year old gets the Titanium link 👌🏼