Never Gonna Kyiv You Up: Grand Final Eurovision 2017

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Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!

Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:

1. Israel: Eye Candy
2. Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
3. Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
4. Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
5. Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
6. The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
7. Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
8. Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
9. Italy: Dancing Gorilla

10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress 11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit 12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman 13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man 14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks 15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool 16. Spain 17. Norway: Darth Punk 18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold 19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity 20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons 21. Germany: They really don't want to win 22. Ukraine 23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone 24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil 25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child 26. France: it'll be in French.

A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.

Oh my god this is epic! Why have yodelling and rap never been fused before? Kanye has missed a trick!

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You'll thank us when we get ALL the points

Snigger!

She's out of tune - was bang on it on Thursday

Taking diversity too far. Its like the plot of a bloody disney. Rough rapper, a cutesy yodeller fall in love.

Yodelling and rapping! What a combination.

I'm at that stage where I can't tell if they're singing in English or not.

DH has disappeared and I wanted him to hear this one

I hate this one.

He annoying face like Yodelling barbie

Brilliant

Now we have a rip off of The Script.

Cannons are always winners

Bucharest 2018?

Actually quite like this yodelling entry.

Another set of beautiful legs that I would not be above stealing.

I love this!!! She's gone all hyper!!

I love him though. he should ditch her.

She doesn't look how I imagine a yodeller, IYKWIM

Fab-u-lous 🙌

Oh dear, it looks like Mr Cyprus had an accident in his pants

There's me rewinding again. Why did I miss it?

I was looking for another song called Gravity. Wasn't there one by a famous pop band?

Wahay. Yodelling and rap fusion really works!

That was fun!

Actually I don't think we'll hold out til the voting

Romania - yet another clip for those 'How to win eurovision' shows.

Germany! Hurray ! ( not biased at all)