Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Tarik is a gonna. Tomato ketchup!

I so wanted Maria to do something really wanky.
What da fuck is that Tariq?

Fried egg

I like Maria. She is going to be good fun

Tart! Greg alert!

Well this is a naked attempt to curry favour with Greggg, isn't it?

I'm here hope everyone is well, how do Halsall, fourquennelles, grouchykiwi, and everyone else, I can't watch tonight so will catch up by tomorrow, I'm hoping Greg has learnt how to hold a spoon properly and keeps his leeryness to himself when he sees a blonde contestant.

I'll read the thread after I've seen the first round of "journeys"

Ooh, I could eat that tart right now.

Lovely tart. She does look and sound like a Jilly Cooper character.

There's enough time for us to sow the fashionable things, Kiwi.
I have actually sown my stripey toms and my yellow courgettes already

Not literally naked, obvs

It clearly worked, though, wtf

Next person who mentions naked or orgasm and Gregg in the same post gets him sent to them in the mail.

ellen, hoorah!! You're here

Can I request Michel roux junior instead please

So, no surprises so far.

Oh yes, get in! Called it.

I love these threads . They make the compulsory continued viewing of this series very entertaining.

Only if you share, Kwackers.

I used to love Michel Roux Jnr, then I read about him paying his staff under minimum wage & taking all of their tips, it's made me change my mind

Slow motion chefs approaching alert!

Maria doesn't even have the basic manners of holding the door for those behind

Holy fuck, Gregg got the grammar right!

If Richard thinks he has cooked his best he isn't going to go much further

I feel like Maria's strayed out of a Woody Allen film somehow

Have we had a "that's a lovely lovely thing" from John yet

Can't wait to catch up tomorrow, catch you all then

nancy Jay Rayner/or said that wasn't correct, and old Twinkle Eyes himself rejected the allegation most strenuously, so it might not be true.