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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:22

Tarik is a gonna. Tomato ketchup!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:22

I so wanted Maria to do something really wanky.
What da fuck is that Tariq?

SookiesSocks · 29/03/2017 20:23

Fried egg Confused

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:23

I like Maria. She is going to be good fun

Tart! Greg alert!

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Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:23

Well this is a naked attempt to curry favour with Greggg, isn't it?

ellenanora5 · 29/03/2017 20:23

I'm here Grin hope everyone is well, how do Halsall, fourquennelles, grouchykiwi, and everyone else, I can't watch tonight so will catch up by tomorrow, I'm hoping Greg has learnt how to hold a spoon properly and keeps his leeryness to himself when he sees a blonde contestant.

I'll read the thread after I've seen the first round of "journeys"

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:24

Ooh, I could eat that tart right now.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:24

Lovely tart. She does look and sound like a Jilly Cooper character.

TheSpottedZebra · 29/03/2017 20:24

There's enough time for us to sow the fashionable things, Kiwi.
I have actually sown my stripey toms and my yellow courgettes already

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:24

Not literally naked, obvs Blush

It clearly worked, though, wtf

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:24

Next person who mentions naked or orgasm and Gregg in the same post gets him sent to them in the mail.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:25

ellen, hoorah!! You're here Smile

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:26

Can I request Michel roux junior instead please

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:26

So, no surprises so far.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:26

Oh yes, get in! Called it.

HemanOrSheRa · 29/03/2017 20:27

I love these threads Grin. They make the compulsory continued viewing of this series very entertaining.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:27

Only if you share, Kwackers.

nancy75 · 29/03/2017 20:27

I used to love Michel Roux Jnr, then I read about him paying his staff under minimum wage & taking all of their tips, it's made me change my mind

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:28

Slow motion chefs approaching alert!

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cricketballs · 29/03/2017 20:28

Maria doesn't even have the basic manners of holding the door for those behind

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:29

Shock Holy fuck, Gregg got the grammar right!

FiveGoMadInDorset · 29/03/2017 20:29

If Richard thinks he has cooked his best he isn't going to go much further

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:29

I feel like Maria's strayed out of a Woody Allen film somehow

ellenanora5 · 29/03/2017 20:30

Have we had a "that's a lovely lovely thing" from John yet Grin

Can't wait to catch up tomorrow, catch you all then Smile

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:30

nancy Jay Rayner/or said that wasn't correct, and old Twinkle Eyes himself rejected the allegation most strenuously, so it might not be true.