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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:06

Since Maria has declared she can win I predict she could be out in the first round.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:06

Twattery, Purple. Pure twattery.

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:06

Grin grouchy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:06

Evening. Who do we hate already? Wtf is the market stall palaver about? WHERE'S SQUOOSH?
More bingo-inspired by my mother.
Did she say herbal agent?

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:07

Hipster Quiff Swan has amazing hair.

elephantoverthehill · 29/03/2017 20:07

I saw some stripey tomatoes Kiwi.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:07

'Parsta and buddder sauce' pah

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:07

Shock elephant I missed them!

Did he just say "three little crickets"?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:08

He's using dried pasta

HORROR

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:08

Solomon is a bit pretty. Uses the technical terms too.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:08

Fourq! Kiwi! Halsall!
Experiment with food...he's fucked.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:09

Did he just say 'chomelette'???

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:09

Chocolate lasagne and chocolate omelette sound absolutely vile.
Experimental chefs are usually shit.

Morgan · 29/03/2017 20:09

I'm in - mushrooms and apple yummy

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:09

Gorgonzola and pickled mushrooms yes great lovely

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:10

Experimental warning bells.

Chomelette. [vomits]

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:10

How do OhWhat

My hatred of Gregggggggggg is flooding back with full force. Arrrrgh.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:10

Oops she fucked!

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:10

I'm surprised they were so negative about the Gorgonzola and mushroom combo. That sounds lovely.

Morgan · 29/03/2017 20:10

Oh no rice confusion

elephantoverthehill · 29/03/2017 20:10

'Elements' have we had 'elevate' yet?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:11

The Wrong Rice.

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:11

Yes, Hasall. When he did that ridiculous dance I wanted to knee cap him.

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:11

Or "textures of..."

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:12

I have just realised that the broadcast in Scotland is about 2 minutes behind the rest of you. Angry