Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Since Maria has declared she can win I predict she could be out in the first round.

Twattery, Purple. Pure twattery.

grouchy

Evening. Who do we hate already? Wtf is the market stall palaver about? WHERE'S SQUOOSH?
More bingo-inspired by my mother.
Did she say herbal agent?

Hipster Quiff Swan has amazing hair.

I saw some stripey tomatoes Kiwi.

'Parsta and buddder sauce' pah

elephant I missed them!

Did he just say "three little crickets"?

He's using dried pasta

HORROR

Solomon is a bit pretty. Uses the technical terms too.

Fourq! Kiwi! Halsall!
Experiment with food...he's fucked.

Did he just say 'chomelette'???

Chocolate lasagne and chocolate omelette sound absolutely vile.
Experimental chefs are usually shit.

I'm in - mushrooms and apple yummy

Gorgonzola and pickled mushrooms yes great lovely

Experimental warning bells.

Chomelette. [vomits]

How do OhWhat

My hatred of Gregggggggggg is flooding back with full force. Arrrrgh.

Oops she fucked!

I'm surprised they were so negative about the Gorgonzola and mushroom combo. That sounds lovely.

Oh no rice confusion

'Elements' have we had 'elevate' yet?

The Wrong Rice.

Yes, Hasall. When he did that ridiculous dance I wanted to knee cap him.

Or "textures of..."

I have just realised that the broadcast in Scotland is about 2 minutes behind the rest of you.