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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:12

Riocacoq! I want one of those!

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:12

Did he just call his dish "Rioja cock"?!

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 29/03/2017 20:12

Maria is fucking annoying

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:13

The world is my style

OhHolyFuck · 29/03/2017 20:13

"The world is my style" hahaha

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:13

Yep Halsall old Smuggy McSmug Face is making my blood pressure rise up all over again.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:13

Grouchy I think it's the traditional mating dance. He performs it in front of the first vaguely presentable female contestant. Where's D. Attenborough when you want him? We need hushed voiceover STAT

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:13

Art form. The world is my style. Oh she's gonna be goooood.

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:13

Maria is up here own arse.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 29/03/2017 20:13

Methinks they are trying to make em look twatty

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:14

Maria is serious about her art so I really hope she stays for ages. Great comedy value.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:15

That tart looks good

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:15

A SMEAR!

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:15

Circles....Of.. cream

Mushroom jelly

Loving it

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:15

Leanne is doing tart. Good. Her voice though.
Smear!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:15

I like Tart Lady.

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:16

Maria's looks fabulous

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BestIsWest · 29/03/2017 20:16

Mushroom jelly?

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:16

I'd eat that.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:16

Actually that pasta looks quite nice

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:16

Richard's looks yum.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:17

Talking. staccato. Now.

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:17

THat looks like what we had for dinner and not in a good way.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:17

Solomon is a gonna. Dried pasta!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:17

Which one is Beard Neck, Kwackerly? Is it the Token Scot?