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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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OhHolyFuck · 29/03/2017 20:17

Solomons is a bit 'knock something up for dinner after school' isn't it?

FiveGoMadInDorset · 29/03/2017 20:17

Solomon is out

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:18

He's got a very hairy neck, you will see.

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:18

I love Gorgonzola gnocchi but that doesn't look nice

Bombaybunty · 29/03/2017 20:18

No mushroom jelly - revolting. He should go home.

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:18

There he is! Mushroom jelly.

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fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:19

Kelly is a gonna. Wrong rice!

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:19

Rice pudding Kelly. Oh dear.

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:19

He does!

His dish looks ick.

TheSpottedZebra · 29/03/2017 20:19

Ooh, a thread!

Bye Kelly Sad

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:19

Oh travel agent, not herbal agent. Nice pasta.
Oh Solomon.
Lovely gnocchi. Mushroom jelly. Boak.
Tax credit call centre woman. Nope.

PurpleDaisies · 29/03/2017 20:19

That looks like porridge.

nancy75 · 29/03/2017 20:20

Fancy making risotto when you don't have risotto rice!

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:20

Riojacock looks bloody awful

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:20

Pomme bloody purée... What is wrong with mashed potato?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:20

FULL OF BUTTER

First Greg orgasm

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Bombaybunty · 29/03/2017 20:20

Fridge findings.

TheSpottedZebra · 29/03/2017 20:20

I was so on trend last year, as Nasturtiums were de rigeur on MC and I grew loads of them.

I predict microgreens this year.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:20

BINGO!!! Plate of food!

FiveGoMadInDorset · 29/03/2017 20:21

Maria's looks nice

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:21

Their pronunciation of Rioja makes me want to cry. Sad

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:21

Maria is going to be entertaining

TheSpottedZebra · 29/03/2017 20:21

Ooh, or maybe gelée instead of jelly.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 29/03/2017 20:21

How can a sauce have "intent"???

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:22

So did I, Spotted.

Maria's does look good.