Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

You may share Mr Roux kiwi- although i am very sorry to hear he is a cheapskate twat, Nancy.

Maria nearly disappeared up her own fundament there.

Yo Ellen.
Who will risk ice cream?
A continuation of creativity. Oh thank you.

See you tomorrow Ellen

Oh, I love Maria. "If I make it to the end - and I will" "a continuation of creativity".

She's gold.

I dislike Jamie, he looks like a shorn Russel brand.

How many onions...

They are saying choritz ohhh

First foam of the season, guys...

I don't like a lemon tart with curd, must be custardy

Leanne looks like a female Michael McIntyre... she's cute.

Jay Rayner? Where? Where?
Fucking frangipan. And chorizo. (With the emphasis on ch)

Wow, that's some dramatic sitting down right there from the returnees.

I'm mesmerised by his neck beard now, Kwacker.

Greg (g) the talking clock is back

In the past, Fuckery. Sorry.

Schmearrrrrrrrrs

So are the boys in business together? (Can't hear over dh pratting about)

Fuck I only just found this

Why is there so little food on that plate?

Oh god, I'd forgotten the never-ending complaints about there being no sauce.....

Mmmmm hot lemon tart.

Oh dear

Scrambled egg tart. Oh shit.

What the fuck is he doing to that poor tart?!

I think Richard has peaked