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Masterchef anyone?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 19:39

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:30

You may share Mr Roux kiwi- although i am very sorry to hear he is a cheapskate twat, Nancy.

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fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:30

Maria nearly disappeared up her own fundament there.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:30

Yo Ellen.
Who will risk ice cream?
A continuation of creativity. Oh thank you.

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:31

See you tomorrow Ellen

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:31

Oh, I love Maria. "If I make it to the end - and I will" "a continuation of creativity".

She's gold.

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:31

I dislike Jamie, he looks like a shorn Russel brand.

How many onions...

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:32

They are saying choritz ohhh

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Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:33

First foam of the season, guys...

Davros · 29/03/2017 20:33

I don't like a lemon tart with curd, must be custardy

CarrieBradshawsScrunchie · 29/03/2017 20:33

Leanne looks like a female Michael McIntyre... she's cute.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:33

Jay Rayner? Where? Where?
Fucking frangipan. And chorizo. (With the emphasis on ch)

TheSpottedZebra · 29/03/2017 20:34

Wow, that's some dramatic sitting down right there from the returnees.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:34

I'm mesmerised by his neck beard now, Kwacker.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:35

Greg (g) the talking clock is back

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:35

In the past, Fuckery. Sorry.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:35

Schmearrrrrrrrrs

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2017 20:36

So are the boys in business together? (Can't hear over dh pratting about)

LineysRun · 29/03/2017 20:36

Fuck I only just found this

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:37

Why is there so little food on that plate?

Halsall · 29/03/2017 20:37

Oh god, I'd forgotten the never-ending complaints about there being no sauce.....

fourquenelles · 29/03/2017 20:37

Mmmmm hot lemon tart.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 29/03/2017 20:38

Oh dear

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Kwackerly · 29/03/2017 20:38

Scrambled egg tart. Oh shit.

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2017 20:38

What the fuck is he doing to that poor tart?!

FiveGoMadInDorset · 29/03/2017 20:38

I think Richard has peaked