Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

Richard's amaretto pud sounds Dee lish

Hello everyone, I'm on the toffee popcorn its gorgeous

I'm not sure I can watch Greg with all the puds

I love toffee popcorn ellen.When I am feeling very piggish I love M&S's chocolate covered toffee popcorn.A million calories and murder on the teeth but my goodness it's lush.

Adam's sounds delicious. Hope he can do it.

Haven't tried that one fourq but I know where I'm going tomorrow

I'm on the sauv blanc in commemoration of Jesus' crucifixion. It's what he'd want

DJ Lyndsay looks a bit like Zara Philips

This is my worst nightmare. I like almonds, but hate almond flavour, so marzipan, amaretto etc-boak.

Lindsey looks like a cross between Jane McDonald and Anne Diamond.

Jane Diamond

He did have form for liking his wine squoosh

Don't blame me ellen if you get hooked.

Good old bavwah. Always a winner.

It is squoosh, he'd appreciate you thinking of him, and he wasn't adverse to an odd tipple himself, water into wine and all that

Oooh, she does ellen.

He was forever whipping some vino out of nowhere four 😬

Huh. I'm late again. Not a good week Masterchef-wise.

squoosh I've forced persuaded Dm to watch with me tonight and we just agreed on the Anne Diamond resemblance.

Tracey is so measured with her criticism. She's not unkind about it, unlike many of them. I do like her.

Poor wee Adam.

Never heard of it Footle, is it nice

I like Tracy. She doesn't feel the need to act like a pompous wanker like that Sitwell eejit

Giovanna's looks like something you'd see on a pavement after a riotous Friday night out. Just as well it tastes better than it looks.

They seem to think so, ellenanora

Anyone is better than William from last week grouchy

Tracy isn't usually as smily as this.
Poor Adam.
I'm eating Lindt lime chocolate. Excellent.

Sitwell is atrocious.

Hello Halsall 🍷