X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Matt squeezing a tear out there.
They are there in their 10s.. Well , 10

Matt is so DULL.

I've barely watched any of this series, but Matt has got one of those faces you see in Take A Break when people write in to show their allergic reactions to home hair dyes.

nancy hehehe... love it

Shirtslinger is talking like he's won. whilst looking a bit like a cougar

I go past that house in Maidstone when I go to work :D They have massive VOTE MATT TERRY posters in their windows.

Why is Nicole acting all surprised that he is there when there are cameras filming?

Matt, you will be back there permanently v soon.

I'm sure she's worn that onesie before.

I bet she wishes she was back playing with pricing guns in Asda. Matt is dull as fuck, man.

I blardy love Shitsinger though...

If one of my kids had to film something like this the other one wouldn't be able to be there. They'd be in fits of laughter on the floor.

Wow he really is popular!!

God knows where these people came from, I don't know 1 person that went to see him!

He's got a dentist's tunic on.

I don't like Jesse Glynne songs when she sings them, so I doubt very much I will like this.

With added falsetto.

Btof yes!!

If my DCs expected me to sit there on my sofa with an Xfactor Tshrt on, they've got another think coming haha.

Bof, random, but i get it!
He will be in that mag next year.. ' ..how it all went wrong '

I was just admiring his lovely clear skin. Had to get another glass of wine which might not be a good idea as I have some kind of stomach bug.

I net the girlfriend who dumped him is kicking herself now...

Eh? sing up, man!

I would disown my child if they made me film something like that.

It sound like they haven't bothered turning his mike on. Probably for the best.

Dentist tunic
Say aggggggggggg

Here we go- the notes the Bee Gees disowned.

I would love if if dd did something like this & I got to be the mum in the tshirt. I would be the most embarrassing mum ever - she would never live it down

I'm missing s much here. Is it as much funn as you're making it sound or is it just the alcohol

Hahaha yes he does look like my hygienist who I thought was about 12 last time I went and first met him