X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

When did songs stop having tunes??😱💤

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Matt.

Matt who?

That's showbiz!

Dramatic? What did I miss? And i watched it

Si looks bookish in the specs.
Alabaster, alcohol helps

He has very sly looking eyes

He's like a mime artist up there

Expecting him to be trapped in a box anytime now

We can't believe you're there either tbh!

Alabaster. Alcohol is working good. Si has a cold so is wearing his glasses. Shirtslinger and Shazza are remarkably sober dammit

Matt looks very very odd with a doctors coat on

Dermy can't wait for the pain to stop

Wine is working for me.

BoF

He is a good looking lad.
Despite the dentist attire.

Matt's moustache is v annoying. It seems to be running out of his nostrils.

I also think Ryland is pretty pissed off with not getting in on the action much

Actual dad.?

Spooky twins!

Matts dad is Norman Collier apaz

He has great hair as well. What was that Sherzy clip about? He looked mortified!

I am a bit pissed off with Sherzy banging on about Matt being English. Is she trying to rob Forrinor Saaaaaara of votes?

DH is a very sensible man. He is off to watch a subtitled drama elsewhere in the house. He's reached his peak with shouting out HoneyG randomly.

Who voted him as Bromley's finest? I think I might put myself up for that title ( although I think David Bowie might have just beaten me to it)

Bit like mine purple can't afford the lazer

Love the Warburton Muppets

Noel me too. I love it for the Manchester references. It's definitely one of the best Christmas ads of the last few years.

Surely Norman Collier isn't his dad? He was 87 when he died in 2013... ???

I think I might eat frazzles

I haven't watched many of the live shows this year, gave up on it after judges houses. Who is expected to win?