X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Could anyone please explain the papier mache helicopter and its significance??? I really need to know this or I wont sleep

Why are they wearing dog harnesses on their backs?

80s, I think primark have already got their xmas temps, Matt will have to try again next year

Because they need something to distract us from their terrible singing Rousette.

Poor matt. A double blow there for him.

I'd love a pair of those shorts. They look so comfy.

Rushing in to say 'Hello' before reading the thread..... will get back to you with my witty repartee soon....

My god, x factor is just a personal ego trip for 4 people. The judges.

I have no idea what this is all about any more.

(not helped by my DH shouting out "Honey G" at every opportunity as she's the only one he's picked up about)

Taste for the finer things? Like that jacket?

My mother rang midway through that. She possibly did me a favour.

It sounded terrible, from what I heard.

YY, what was the helicopter about?

Are they meant to look like baseballs?

This thread is making me laugh like a drain at some of your comments

(It is mild hysteria... wine plus benylin cold and flu)

Yes they look like flattened baseballs!

Nancy, 5 am have their own shop for those clothes surely?
The harness is from the special shop you see in soho.

Try a bit of brandy Rou that'll sort you our.
Sorry you've been poorly BoF hope you're starting to feel better although don't know how much X Factor will help.
Just had a take away mmm lovely bit of chow mein, now I'm as full as a bed tick. Got the wine on and all settled down. Watching a film at the moment so I'll be joining in the fun later.
I must say these threads have made a pretty dull X Factor very entertaining. I'll miss them when it's over

80's less a shop more a makeshift market stall, next to a man selling cloths, lightbulbs & 10 lighters for a pound

They have been wearing those odd harness things a lot, like they have lost their parachutes.

Or the rest of the strait jacket.

The harness is from the special shop you see in soho

80s stop it hahaha have been in that shop just for a laugh of course. Looking forward to the horses tail strap on, Saara perhaps, she's quirky enough

Fuck me, but the adverts are getting longer.

Did anyone find out which two are going out with each other? Is it the two who aren't Kieran from 5am or someone else?

alabaster brandy will send me peculiar. Maybe that's good, I've got a few hours of this

Nancy, raahh, stop it! Lol. Laughing a lot and dh is like 'what ? '

Maidstone? That's miles away from Bromley??

he's had to bring on the nan. It's getting desperate.

My family would just fall about laughing if we had to film anything like this.