X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Evening everyone.

This is going to be a looooong night.

Dermie is really building up his part.

Bof, bit cruel.
Trust privately owned ITV to change it

Dermies part needs no building iirc

Simon has lost some buttons.

Noel

Wtf Mingehead

madness??

He's probably trying to keep his temp down Raahh

That shopping list was more exciting than anything else we've had on this show. It's been a very long drag.

Fairy- maybe

Oh, it's Friday night man.

Who is that?

Old faces!

I'm as excited about this final as Christopher's pooch is.

bloody hell, they dressed Honey G in baco foil.

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Raw chicken going for the understated look.

I'd forgotten this lot already

Raw Chicken should have stayed in longer.

Saaara has been raiding Bjork's wardrobe again.

Cute dog.
Saara. Looks like Emu

squoosh

that's a very wonky tree.

Aww it's NanFucker, at least you've given him to us clothed squoosh

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Has anyone ever seen Nanfucker and the Count from Sesame Street in the same room- no they haven't.

Saaara is dancing about like she is getting electric shocks from the floor.
Fantastic tasseled jacket being worn by Matt, theyvstulists strike again

Oh blimey. Though I turned onto the wrong channel. There were ppl singing I didn't recognise (previous contestants, I obviously didn't pay attention) but then realised I barely recognised the current contestants. Sorry am rambling... drink, head cold and all of that