X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Have loved the threads, thank you everyone

What's on next Saturday night then? I'm not going to have to actually go and do things, am I?

dillite is he? with that woman who was in Hollyoaks?

He comes from the same place as me. That's really not a claim to fame.

Raahh thanks for clarifying, sounds like an awful prospect. I shall have to consult The Google

Oh yes Cruz Beckham will probably be Christmas No 1. His parents probably told him he had to start paying his own way.

Honey G will never leave the place now, she's going to pop up at every event there and live under the seats with the mice in between turns

Muddlewitch as sagely as he could

See ye XFactorites next year (or on the tennis threads for some!)

Final word from auntie "I suppose she will bugger off back to Switzerland now"
I'm getting the cocoa and hot water bottle ready, I've got a headache now

Yes raah with that Hollyoaks actress- does it mean she has been finally killed off on there?

squoosh : that made me laugh . I wonder if their like the family in the old series "Bread". When at end of week they all put their earnings on the kitchen table and Ma Beckham takes it to pay the bills .

dillite- yes, she was killed off a while back. (dd1 loves Hollyoaks ). It's a very unlucky place to live. Mind you, she was a serial killer .

Ooo % are up. Saara topped last night and was only in a sing off cause of the lifeline vote. That hadnt been done never been in one..and honey g came 4th a lot lol..somehow!

www.itv.com/xfactor/news/voting-stats-2016

Emily topped the vote one week

Stats are interesting. Saara was pretty much consistently above Matt until the last vote.

Interesting to see how low down the likes of Gifty was.

Matt won most weeks too. Saara really came from nowhere in the last 2-3 weeks.

I know! I thought the final 2 would be gifty and Matt at the beginning !

I think Gifty came across as a bit up herself/unlikeable. You need to get your personality across early to get people to want to save you.

Honey G will never leave the place now, she's going to pop up at every event there and live under the seats with the mice in between turns

Well.... Honeyg is obviously totally deluded and I just wonder if they are putting her up for live tour and extra appearances just to take the piss out of her (which is awful but sort of understandable) or do they really think she is a good rapper?! (can't get my head round that!)

Comedy songs always do well at Christmas, Simon is hedging his bets - if the boring winners song doesn't sell much he can make some cash from parents buying the Honey G sing for the kids

I can't for the life of me even remember how the winners song went now, I've clearly wasted my Saturday nights on this shit!

HeadE it was dreary. Inane warbling with a nod to Christmas

I think Matt will join the ranks of Sam Bailey, Louisa Johnson and Shane warne ( amougst others).
Nobody i know watched it and my two preferred
Planet earth! Even Ed ( who i do like) can save his bacon with that song.
Still, the rejects were good last night and lidl mix kept the daily fail in column inches over their underwear. This thread was funny and Nicole seemed to be having a ball. I just hope Matt can get his old job back after the tour finishes.

Guess with the winner songs if doesn't do well/stay in top 10 they can use the it's a Xmas song excuse..just sounded so bland!

Honey G signed to Simons label oh dear! Hope for us all lol

Did like the rejects last night they didn't sound all that bad some of them!

I hope Doll woman comes back - if they are doing it again - she deserves another chance.
Maybe not as a doll..
And the duo, Laura and someone.