X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

In the kindly spirit of Crimbo I thought it would be cruel to inflict nekkid Christopher on you once more.

I've never really under stood this. Surely this is the semi final, and tomorrow is the final, final.

hahaha.... Mr.Rou is making me laugh uncontrollably.
"Where's the scottish one. There's always a scottish one. Perhaps one of them has been to Scotland"

(Disclaimer... no offence to anyone from Scotland, he doesn't get out much )

Saara Aalto scores like, three in Scrabble

Will Honey G be on tonight?

Louis has been practising the names carefully, hasn't he? Bless him.

Here come the RentaCrowds

Louis' make up & hair is making him look like Danny La Rue

Two- she was just on with all the other ex-acts .

Rou, no worries. Nobody remembers them.

T-shirt printer must fucking love X factor and similar shit shows. They would go bust without them.

Gosh, loads of them. How much did they pay them? ..

He's lying. He was hoping never to see his hometown again.

I am so damn bored already!

They are just tagging onto to the Christmas light switch-ons aren't they.

Lemarr from Fame Academy did the ones near us. Apparently.

Who are these pathetic, guidance-lacking teenagers that are creaming their panties over 5AM??

Poor old Matt Terry, he did t get an arena, he had to sing outside Primark on the high street

Lots of pleather tonight,

Good God you never saw artists like Bowie Prince or Madonna boo hooing with their bloody families! No backbone or mystique, pop stars these days...

The pleather jackets from the bloke down the market are back, nice

Did matt ask Primark for job while he was there.

5am doing this song plus my head cold plus wine = torture

Wtf are those shorts he's wearing? Are they trendy?

They must have spent all their autotune budget on the backing dancer's clothes.