The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Omg Paul is unhinged

blimey.... that was ebarrassing

Paul's a twat too

He's verging on bullying there - although she does my head in. I wouldn't employ any of them! What disastrous evenings!

Just seen this thread exists

Am a bit behind, but I'm shouting at the TV!!!

Well neither looked good, but I think I'd rather be at Madame Tussaud s.

He is having a go at Jessica, when he didn't actually tell her what was included in the price.

First time posting on the thread tonight, it's kept me entertained in previous weeks. I think Dillon' team might just clinch it.

Paul is angry . Surprise !

Yes penguins and I have my hands over my eyes like it's a horror movie!

The madame tussauds was marginally better. Dillon deserves to go big time. He was like a prima donna wanting to be belle of the ball

Yep Roussette, I can't stand her at all.

Paul's dreadful, Frances is very quiet!

Wow, I can not believe that Dillon's team won. But then they did have more expensive tickets.

Can't believe people liked the aquarium event!

So Francis has gone from arselicking Paul to stabbing him in the back?!

He's not getting aggressive? Can he see himself? Can you imagine being married to that twat?

Oh look, now Frances is blaming Paul. Now that she's lost.

Paul should get fired just for being a massive dick.

Paul and Grianne have a bit of a thing apparently, as do Courtney and Jessica. Think Paul is gone.

rousette I am also doing this now as I've just seen the cucumber discs... I have 9 year olds that could make better canapés

And why aren't the cream crackers mentioned?!

Frances pisses me right off.

Look at Frances throw Paul under the bus right in front of him!

A woman did say

I have to pay for hot food? All I've had is a cracker

😂

Good grief.... Francis! She told Paul it would be a good idea if she went over to the other team! She is now saying Paul sent her.

Paul is arguing with Sralan.... bad move!

This is too stressful!

Paul has just realised that Suralan has Jessica's back and he is shitting himself.