The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

I'm here and ready to cringe

Tonight's task screams disaster to me.

I do laugh when they have a sub team leader for a tem of TWO !!

There's nothing like a title to go to yer head!

Why is Francis sucking up to Poundland's Sean Ward?

Quote if the season has to be "it's in an aquarium so the obvious thing to do is dating"..,

Hehe yes!

Sounds blimin' expensive to me... a drink and canapes and £50???

Also do not get why the PM (whatshisname tall bloke) isnt doing the hard bit, i.e. selling, but instead is stuffing his gob with burgers

Courtney's selling technique is abysmal. It's like he's offering a one way ticket to hell under duress.

So... the ticket price includes hot food but they won't get it, and the ticket price won't cover their costs....

They are so bloody useless! Why can't they sort out a coherent pricing policy?

Dylan's loving his own private musical! Why aren't they in a water tank?

Alana often looks like she can smell something bad

Oh I do like Dillon

Why don't they tell each other these things like what's included in the price?

Dillon might be a nice guy but he is a bit of a pratt....

Paul and Francis are two snakes in the grass

Just a woman in a costume ha ha ha

Aye he is, certainly wouldn't hire him, that's true :)

Francis is being a proper back stabbing, sucking up bitch tonight.

I am laughing...... salmon and cucumber bites.

Without the salmon

Bruschetta without the bruschetta... errr... bread.... just crackers

I have thought from day one that Francis is an absolute backstabbing so and so...

What the hell is Dillon doing? He is so getting fired tonight.

Can't bear Francis but bet Dylan gets fired

this show is the main reason why I never buy at market stalls

Why is Courtney so terrible this week?

God this is cringe

He is so unprofessional!