The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

because he was shit in the first couple of tasks

Cos Karthik was a diabolical project manager dillite

Get fighting Alana

Just as I discover the worlds greatest eyebrows and they are gone

Aww Nancy

Alanas lipstick= what

Who do you all think will make it to the final?

Created money from air!!! Hahahaha

Looking gronya for sure

Samuel should go just for being a snakey mcsnakeson.

And breathe

So glad Karthik has gone.

Grainne , Jessica , Paul I think will make it to the interviews.

You're Fired should be fun!

Interviews are the best!!

The Brady is on you're fired!

I like grainne, Frances and Dillon, would love them to be finalists.

Best you're fired panel ever

He's boasting about having project managed the conception of his child?

Has anyone seen Russel Kane. And nick grimshaw in the same room?

I like Grainne too.

Karen looks like she is planning on stabbing him any second now.

Russell Kane is like the incredible shrinking man, he gets smaller every time I see him.

I'm still Team Karthik

I used to wear a very similar suit jacket in the same way as Karren is here when I was 15. Oh the memories.

I had a jacket like that mid '90s in my first managers job at BT! It was from George of Asda