The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Run fast RUN!

Why am I so excited about this? ! Same old format, very staged. ....but it's GREAT! Hurrah for Thursday nights.

Hi rou, from x factor to this! I need to get out more..lol.
I dislike karen brady so much. Smug woman.
Jessica, im mad me!

Is Dara back this year?

Yes... same old same old... and love it!

There aren't any old ones, are there?

Omg, green dress woman is getting on my wick already!

So jealous! Dp making me watch red dwarf instead. Should I ltb?

Nooo.... not Dara, it's Rod Gilbert... think I will know him when I see him!

Oh yay I forgot it was on tonight

dillite sadly not, it's Rhod Gilbert now for You're Fired.

there is an older one or two I think dilitte... I read their info, don't know which it is though!

Best bit... sorting out the name of the teams haha... and all not wanting to be first Team Leader.

This art director blokey with the shaped eyebrows is irritating me already...

No excuse for a monobrow
Ever
I'd fire him just for that

Them eyebrows tho #monobrow🐛

Love The Apprentice and all the bollocks they come out with

A "separate super highway" but just the one brow

Oh I like Rod Gilbert, he's nice and grumpy.

lauren take the bastard into a deep dark wood, tie him to a tree and leave him there. Nothing else will do.

Mr Unique Monobrow is giving me the rage already.

Deffo "IM MAD ME!!"

Girl in green dress already annoying me.

I use watch it the BBC app but I guess I can't do that without a tv licence???

I had to choose between this and Hunted on c4. But I can watch Hunted on c4+1

The Big K... Well we know what that stands for.
Dillon St Wankypants and crazy green dress woman. (I'm craaazy me!)

The mono brow is awful. Looks like a horrible insect from an attenborough programme.

Tightens?!

Titans?

Nebula??????? I know what it is, but it still sounds like an STD.