The Apprentice 2016

[Dillite2]

It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Fuck! Suralan! That will teach me not to check before posting.

Ooooh is it back? How exciting! Are they all twats?

There was a quote in a newspaper just yesterday i think.

"If i wanted to be like everyone else i would have waxed my monobrow"

Where do they find these people

The Oxfordshire girl used to have her face massive on bus stops to advertise her mortgage services. Her face was the whole advert. That is all anyone needs to know.

It's on next Thursday. Yep, all twats. The monobrow quote really annoyed me for some reason.

Just to remind you all- it's on tomorrow night at 9pm!

Looking forward to cringe/are they serious factor. Strange odd clip of coming soon then tonight saying it starts tomorrow not much notice!

I sometimes watch adverts and think this is so bad, I wonder if it's a one off apprentice one.

Is anyone up for this tonight?! I think there's some very annoying ones on this series

I'm so excited. I've got and popcorn.

I'm waiting too. Love a bit of Apprentice.

I'm here! I am waxing a bar stool, so might be a bit high from the fumes by 9pm.

I'm so excited!

I have had such a shit day today, that I am actually looking forward to laughing at all these idiots make a fool out of themselves.

Lord Sucre and the sugar lumps. I'll be there.

Oh dear dillite, sorry to hear that... well... we can guarantee some right twonks on this show, I've had a look at them on the preshow thing, there's some right ones this year

Cannot wait!!
I think it is still a tv highlight of year for me

I can't wait!!!

Waiting gin in hand!

I'm excited!

'Ere we go!

First task for me is to pick the most annoying...

Oh hang on.... there's lots of them

Ooh I found you all. I have wine, so excited!

Phew! Finished my stool just in time.

Lord Suranal looks extra grumpy this year.

Those business plans look like A-levels' essays. Do actual business people present them like that?

Oh no left my popcorn in the kitchen! What if I miss a bit of crazy?

Ooooh, there was Mr Unique Monobrow.