The Apprentice 2016

[Dillite2]

It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Titans

God the sheer naffness of the team names

Oh karthik you are a legend and it's only 10 minutes in

I know but could be misinterpreted!

Karen's facial expressions always crack me up.

shine as long as you click "I have TV licence" you should be fine.

That one who just rolled her eyes at one of the team name suggestions. What a cow. You've only just met, get your own suggestions out then love.

Nebula make sure me think of Nutella

WHO does Mortgage Michelle remind me of??!

Oh luv, you've no idea. They are just happy to throw you under the bus.

It's like a Masterclass in TwatsRUs.

*makes me.
I'm too excited

Nebula is shit
Green dress is annoying
Someone St. Something looks like a waxwork
Paul is hot

Oh god

I think they're all twats already!

There's some right sarky/resting bitch faces on the women's team....

3am hahaha...

Yes, nocapes, Dillon st paul is very strange looking.

I'm a market trader.
That's Hoxton farmers market.

South west london at 4am must be lovely this time of year. Jessica reminds me of guy martin!

Dillite thank you I miss a bit so I'll catch up later.

Can you imagine that shower of twats at a car boot? They would be lucky to get 20p round here.

I like those green vases. They look very Art Deco.

Paul is 38!

Some of this carboot stuff is actually very good stuff.... all going too cheap

Which one is Paul?

£300 for that chair?!

Not much hair bit brooding.

Annoying girl with that squeaky voice selling the chair...