The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

There just ISN'T a demand for antique furniture guys

Apparently I have that annoying squeaky English speaking voice. I have to constantly make a conscious decision to sound less annoying.

Oh ... Yeah Pauls not hot anymore

The girls have wasted how much time on valuations?

The green vase pair will be massively undersold as well as the chair.

Why do they send so many to observe?

That girl that is always joking is really annoying

"You should go to Portobello"

"Naah, mate, we're off to Camden".

Paul was borederline hot without the glasses...

Oliver nohl wanker.. Blah blah blah..
Own voice loves.

I don't think that any of the guys are hot.

Boys seem more switched on

Have they gone to a furniture supply place?
What the fuck has that twat got on his head?

Would Portobello even still be open at that time?

The girls appear to be a shower of shit! Errrr where's the van

I'm way behind but marking place.

Mortgage Michelle reminds me of the love child of Eastenders Michelle (Susan Tully) and Bear Gryhlls.

Which is unsettling.

Yes she is Michelle!

I know I know this is edited but ye gods some appear as daft as a brush

The girls just have too much hair

All the girls should be sacked!

Noel, yes, she does!

The girls are terrible!

I live near portobello.

The girls are very shouty.

Claude has lost weight.
Gosh its like Susan tully is in the room..

Wow, the girls are so all over the place!