The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Oh wow! More than £1k at a market!

Tully for the chop i reakon

Yes Vixx! I was wondering who he looks like.

He does look like Shayne Ward

Very confusing how they presented the figures

crown in the jewel... hahaha...

I reckon two are going to go this week... straight off

(I'd love to do lindy hop!)

Gosh, they are ever so bitchy.

I have no business acumen whatsoever but always think I could do a way better job than these numpties. Do you think they're all incredibly nervous at this stage?

Alanna and Michelle. It's like the night of the long knives.

Oh good. You're fired is on straight after... so much better than Extra Slice and GBBO

She's a cow the one with the scarf back stabbing

WTF did she just say?

The one that looks like she is smelling a fart.

Wow the Scottish girl has quite a snarl doesn't she

GingerIvy - I agree - she is so annoying !!!

Is the one with the dark hair in a pony tail at the end mute?

Not a clue! Thought it was another language But she buggered up with the vases

This lot set feminism / womens rights back years, as they do very year. Fulfilling every negative stereotype of women in business.

I knew those vases would turn out to be expensive.

Her parting isnt right!

Scarf woman looks like her off emmerdale. The one in the awful blue suit is a nasty bit too.

I would have brought all of them back.

Well..... I actually think the sub team leader Alan has potential but Michelle and Rebecca are very irritating

Ha ha nocapes saw that too

Rebecca should go just for her defence. People like that really really irritate me. Expecting the team leader to know the price of everything

Rebecca is lying through her teeth