GAME OF THRONES - S6 E3 - SPOILERS AND FAN THEORY DISCUSSIONS WARNING 2am Showing Onwards!!!

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No, Ramsay / Reek doesn't exist in the show, I'm rereading the books and just got to the bit with Theon taking Winterfell, I'd totally forgotten the original Reek storyline, so confusing !

Poor Shaggydog. The direwolves aren't living up to their original promise.

I am really enjoying Bran's storyline. My heart used to sink whenever he came on with his Entourage of The Annoying. I'm glad Jojen is dead. Meera and Hodor continue to irritate me but I always liked Osha.

PreviouslyMal Thanks a lot. I'll have to look up the first few seasons of the show then.

Ooh!
So is Jon heading off down south. Is he going with the wildlings?
Arya has her sight back, does this mean she can go off and do something?

Where is Littlefinger ? I demand Littlefinger comes back!

Does anyone else have a crush on red haired wildling leader...?

The opening shot of the trailer for next week shows where Sansa is heading. They must have arrived to Castle Black. (Not sure, but I think so.)

LF is talking to Waymar (?) Royce and Sweetrobin, so he must be in the Vale. But LF has his own private helicopter, as he proved many times, so he can be by the Wall in a jiffy. Understatement of the year: Sansa is nor safe now that the Boltons are hunting her. Bless, Littlefinger! Because she was safe before, right?

TBH the Dany storyline is so boring nowadays that I really would not notice, if they altogether dropped it. Hopefully this has already happened to Dorne now that half of them are dead.

I'll go and chivvy DS to go upstairs, so I can get to the telly.

Oh shit no!

Guess what I just thought of.

Jon just flounced from Castle Black.

Sansa arrives,no Jon.

But lookie who is there - Melisandre and Davos

Who Brienne is obliged to fucking hate because of Melisandre's fanjo demon what killed Renly

Does brienne know it was Melisandre that conjored the demon baby? I guess she is bound to find out sooner or later and then there will be some serious fisty-cuffs. Maybe the red woman and Davos will go with Jon on his flounce so not be there.

Melisandre's fanjo demon

Brienne might kill Melisandre, but surely not Davos? I hearts Davos.

Noooooo, not Rickon! And poor poor Shaggydog. Please let someone rescue Rickon before he gets deaded. Although Shaggy's demise might mean it's not looking good for Rickon...although I thought that re Sansa when Lady died and Sansa's still going 5 books later. Maybe the direwolves are a massive red herring that means absolutely nothing and Sansa will wind up on the Iron Throne after all.

Right. Get a fucking move on re Arya, Danaerys, Tyrion, Margaery/High Sparrow, Cersei/Jaime etc etc. It feels like there are so many characters just marking time now! But I was pleased to see Sam back, although again, nothing fucking happened.

"Your father was a cunt." Best line! I did like "My watch is ended."

Sam for the Iron Throne?

If Sansa misses Jon by minutes I will be really fucked off. So fed up of characters flailing around on their own!

Hopefully Sansa will run into founcing Jon on the way?

Flouncing*

Place marking

I'm getting really bored of the high sparrow. I do wish someone would just chop his preachy head off and have done with it. Is the boy king going to go all religious do you think?

Remember that Brienne was the one to see the fanjo demon, that's how she got accused of killing Renly. She knows it was Stannis and his Red Woman. Also let us not forget she killed Stannis - Davos ain't gonna take to her.

Another vote for being thoroughly brassed off with the High Sparrow. It's just boring. And why isn't he dead already?

The bit from the trailer with Lancel and Cersei still hasn't happened, hopefully they don't drag it out over the series yet I suspect they will.

Place marking, back later.

Fucking love Umber.

No idea what is going to happen re: Ramsey/Rickon/Osha. It can't just be the torture porn idea again.

Also loved Jon fucking off at the end. And like the promise of Jorah the Explorer and Daario again next week.

I know it is wrong, but I loved Ramsay channelling Roose to Umber.

Tower of Joy was not bad, but it was so strange that they change the wording. To me it is like a poem.

I can't believe this hasn't been asked before but...WHERE IS BRONN??

Bolton won't know what to do with rickon. Keep as collateral, or cut bits off.(& the last time we saw rickon he was knee height...) plus Osha kicks some serious ass.

I liked that need had the same haircut all his life. :-)

Fuck you Olly.

In the books he's just become Lord Something after killing his brother in law in a dual.

The wife seeks Cersei's help and she gives her to Qyburn to experiment on.

I hope a PP is right that the cool Umber who hates his Dad or is at least pretending to is secretly on the Starks side if not it is sort of bullshit repetitive.

Small Council meeting was highly amusing.

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Cerseirys I know I miss him, too. I suppose we'll see him again when Jaime finally pisses off to Riverrun if ever he gets his brain back.

I'm on the verge of giving up on this. Last week's newborn and Walda killing was too much and if they torture a child I can't deal with that.

Can someone please clarify - there will be 7 books and 7 series of the show?
I've not read the books but can't see how they'll wrap up all the stories in time?